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[3pipeproblem]

Okay, someone needs to write me Harry Lime/Holly Martins right this very instant.

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[3pipeproblem.livejournal.com]

Oh, I can't slash Pyle and Fowler. I caaaaaan't. But The Third Man has all these cute flashbacks to Lime and Martins in school, and Lime's always whistling this song he managed to convince Martins he composed himself...

[likeadeuce.livejournal.com]

Pyle//Fowler OTP

really, no? I'm thinking movie more than book (Fraser, yum -- great job of making me go gaga for a character I hated in the source.

but yes, Harry/Holly would be love. bonus points, of course, for being Welles & Cotten

[3pipeproblem.livejournal.com]

Nonononono. I only saw the movie once and I don't like Fraser, but regardless, Fowler would never do it!!

I can't believe nobody's written it. Curse you, fandom, and your gay cowboy fixation.

[likeadeuce.livejournal.com]

Are you suggesting that Fowler's apparent contempt for Pyle was actual contempt, and not a repressed desire to fuck like rabbits?

You may be kicked out of fandom for that.

You don't have to like Fraser; that leaves more for me.

[3pipeproblem.livejournal.com]

For not seeing Pyle and Fowler's true love? If you kick me out, you're going to be the only person left in The Quiet American fandom.

Take him. Please.