flocked so there's no chance in hell of a future employer finding this (oh, who am I kidding?)

[3pipeproblem]

Um. Brief recap: I watched Boston Legal, drank a great deal of Pepsi, spent hours obsessing over this video/song/I hate you [EXCISED], then decided to stay up till 3 AM discussing everyone's favorite crack pairing with dien.

(Our interpretations of DOOM are largely based on iamdoom who is of course a great deal funnier and much more DOOMTASTIC.)


rosespiritus: "And then they had sex the end!"
rosespiritus: there, shiny
WalkerATAT: ahahahahahaa
WalkerATAT: whose end?
WalkerATAT: oh
WalkerATAT: I thought it said...
rosespiritus: *snickers*
WalkerATAT: NEVER MIND
rosespiritus: YOU = DIRRRRTY
WalkerATAT: I BLAME THAT SONG

[snip]

rosespiritus: yay she gone
WalkerATAT: w00t!!!!
WalkerATAT: pr0n!!!!!!1111
WalkerATAT: DOOM APPROVES
rosespiritus: *snort*
rosespiritus: I am SURE he DOES
WalkerATAT: DOOM WONDERS IF ALAN and PAUL are ARCHNEMESES?
WalkerATAT: ARCHNEMESISSIES?
rosespiritus: PAUL says they OCCASIONALLY find themselves OPPONENTS but would not DARE DREAM of impugning on the ARCH-NEMISISSERY of REED AND DOOM
WalkerATAT: DOOM DISAPPROVES OF PAUL'S FAMILIAR TONE!!!!!
WalkerATAT: HIS ARCHNEMESIS IS RIIIIIIIIIIIIICHARDS
rosespiritus: PAUL asks if DOOM KNOWS what REED RIIIIIIIIIIIIIICHARDS can do with HIS STRETCHINESS in BED
WalkerATAT: DOOM SAYS A GENTLEMAN NEVER TELLS
rosespiritus: I think we're officially insane
WalkerATAT: and also that Paul will be tossed from the HIGHEST LATVERIAN CLIFF for his IMPERTINENCE
WalkerATAT: dude, I just considered an Alan/Paul/Doom threeway
WalkerATAT: for about half a second, but still
rosespiritus: *ded*
rosespiritus: Paul: Alan, the only way I'd even consider it is if Doom was made by Mercedes
WalkerATAT: *DIES*
rosespiritus: *giggling madly* Oh man.
rosespiritus: We're nuts
rosespiritus: i love us
WalkerATAT: yup
rosespiritus: *squishes alan and paul together*
rosespiritus: MATE FOR MY PLEASURE, MORTALS!
rosespiritus: ...*cough*
WalkerATAT: *DIES*
WalkerATAT: DOOM WOULD SEE YOU HAVE THE SEX!!!
rosespiritus: HAHAHAH
rosespiritus: yeah.
rosespiritus: yeaaaaaaahhh.
rosespiritus: OMG, that's IT
WalkerATAT: damn, that's 7 words
rosespiritus: that's the Contrived Slash Plot Device we use to get s'more to happen!
rosespiritus: they're abducted by Doombots!!!
WalkerATAT: DOCTOR DOOM MADE US DO IT
WalkerATAT: CAPSLOCK MADE US DO IT
rosespiritus: and -- yes,e xactly
rosespiritus: heee hee
WalkerATAT: maybe I should post this to my LJ
rosespiritus: ahahaha
WalkerATAT: to confirm widespread speculation that I'm insane
rosespiritus: ahahahahaha
rosespiritus: nothin' new
rosespiritus: can't beat the paul/gabe mpreg chat I posted to mine
WalkerATAT: true
rosespiritus: ....on second thought, it can
rosespiritus: DOOOOM beats all
rosespiritus: (citrus tic-tacs are growing on me)
rosespiritus: (the lime more so than the lemon, but still)
WalkerATAT: man
WalkerATAT: and we could title the fic
WalkerATAT: THE FANTASTIC SHORE
WalkerATAT: you love it
rosespiritus: owwwww
rosespiritus: shouldn't it be smore though?
WalkerATAT: HAHAHHAAH YES
WalkerATAT: and we know Alan's superpower [it was revealed on tonight's BL that Alan's superpower is the ability to determine, by scent, whether a woman is sexually active. and who she's having sex with.]
rosespiritus: Oh the humanity
rosespiritus: *returns to writing kissage*
WalkerATAT: mmm, yes
WalkerATAT: DOOM APPROVES
rosespiritus: (I wish I had tonights ep dl'ed now, I wish to rewatch alan throwing denise onto the desk)
WalkerATAT: ahaahahahahaha
rosespiritus: :P
WalkerATAT: DOOM APPROVES OF THIS ALSO
rosespiritus: hahahhahah, of course he does
WalkerATAT: THE WENCH ASKED FOR IT
rosespiritus:
WalkerATAT: wow
WalkerATAT: oh man
WalkerATAT: I just thought this through
rosespiritus: ....
WalkerATAT: Sally and Brad talk about Alan
rosespiritus: ahahahhahah
WalkerATAT: that needs to be ficced
rosespiritus: that is a fic in the m-- yeah
rosespiritus: ( i hate ms word's thesuarus)
WalkerATAT: DOES IT NOT POSSESS ENOUGH SYNONYMS FOR "PENIS"?
WalkerATAT: DOOM OFTEN HAS THAT PROBLEM
rosespiritus: *ded*
rosespiritus: DOES DOOM write slash FIC?
WalkerATAT: NO!!!111
WalkerATAT: THE VERY THOUGHT OFFENDS DOOM!
WalkerATAT: DOOM HAS MINIONS FOR SUCH MENIAL TASKS
rosespiritus: I bet DOOM would write REALLY GOOD BSG fic,t hough
rosespiritus: DOOM denies us his PERSONAL GENIUS?
WalkerATAT: ONLY RIIIIIICHARDS MAY RECEIVE DOOM'S PERSONAL GENIUS
rosespiritus: In the end.
WalkerATAT: IN THE END!!!!111
rosespiritus: *dies*
WalkerATAT: I'm gonna have to post this