flocked so there's no chance in hell of a future employer finding this (oh, who am I kidding?)

[3pipeproblem]

Um. Brief recap: I watched Boston Legal, drank a great deal of Pepsi, spent hours obsessing over this video/song/I hate you [EXCISED], then decided to stay up till 3 AM discussing everyone's favorite crack pairing with dien.

(Our interpretations of DOOM are largely based on iamdoom who is of course a great deal funnier and much more DOOMTASTIC.)


rosespiritus: "And then they had sex the end!"
rosespiritus: there, shiny
WalkerATAT: ahahahahahaa
WalkerATAT: whose end?
WalkerATAT: oh
WalkerATAT: I thought it said...
rosespiritus: *snickers*
WalkerATAT: NEVER MIND
rosespiritus: YOU = DIRRRRTY
WalkerATAT: I BLAME THAT SONG

[snip]

rosespiritus: yay she gone
WalkerATAT: w00t!!!!
WalkerATAT: pr0n!!!!!!1111
WalkerATAT: DOOM APPROVES
rosespiritus: *snort*
rosespiritus: I am SURE he DOES
WalkerATAT: DOOM WONDERS IF ALAN and PAUL are ARCHNEMESES?
WalkerATAT: ARCHNEMESISSIES?
rosespiritus: PAUL says they OCCASIONALLY find themselves OPPONENTS but would not DARE DREAM of impugning on the ARCH-NEMISISSERY of REED AND DOOM
WalkerATAT: DOOM DISAPPROVES OF PAUL'S FAMILIAR TONE!!!!!
WalkerATAT: HIS ARCHNEMESIS IS RIIIIIIIIIIIIICHARDS
rosespiritus: PAUL asks if DOOM KNOWS what REED RIIIIIIIIIIIIIICHARDS can do with HIS STRETCHINESS in BED
WalkerATAT: DOOM SAYS A GENTLEMAN NEVER TELLS
rosespiritus: I think we're officially insane
WalkerATAT: and also that Paul will be tossed from the HIGHEST LATVERIAN CLIFF for his IMPERTINENCE
WalkerATAT: dude, I just considered an Alan/Paul/Doom threeway
WalkerATAT: for about half a second, but still
rosespiritus: *ded*
rosespiritus: Paul: Alan, the only way I'd even consider it is if Doom was made by Mercedes
WalkerATAT: *DIES*
rosespiritus: *giggling madly* Oh man.
rosespiritus: We're nuts
rosespiritus: i love us
WalkerATAT: yup
rosespiritus: *squishes alan and paul together*
rosespiritus: MATE FOR MY PLEASURE, MORTALS!
rosespiritus: ...*cough*
WalkerATAT: *DIES*
WalkerATAT: DOOM WOULD SEE YOU HAVE THE SEX!!!
rosespiritus: HAHAHAH
rosespiritus: yeah.
rosespiritus: yeaaaaaaahhh.
rosespiritus: OMG, that's IT
WalkerATAT: damn, that's 7 words
rosespiritus: that's the Contrived Slash Plot Device we use to get s'more to happen!
rosespiritus: they're abducted by Doombots!!!
WalkerATAT: DOCTOR DOOM MADE US DO IT
WalkerATAT: CAPSLOCK MADE US DO IT
rosespiritus: and -- yes,e xactly
rosespiritus: heee hee
WalkerATAT: maybe I should post this to my LJ
rosespiritus: ahahaha
WalkerATAT: to confirm widespread speculation that I'm insane
rosespiritus: ahahahahaha
rosespiritus: nothin' new
rosespiritus: can't beat the paul/gabe mpreg chat I posted to mine
WalkerATAT: true
rosespiritus: ....on second thought, it can
rosespiritus: DOOOOM beats all
rosespiritus: (citrus tic-tacs are growing on me)
rosespiritus: (the lime more so than the lemon, but still)
WalkerATAT: man
WalkerATAT: and we could title the fic
WalkerATAT: THE FANTASTIC SHORE
WalkerATAT: you love it
rosespiritus: owwwww
rosespiritus: shouldn't it be smore though?
WalkerATAT: HAHAHHAAH YES
WalkerATAT: and we know Alan's superpower [it was revealed on tonight's BL that Alan's superpower is the ability to determine, by scent, whether a woman is sexually active. and who she's having sex with.]
rosespiritus: Oh the humanity
rosespiritus: *returns to writing kissage*
WalkerATAT: mmm, yes
WalkerATAT: DOOM APPROVES
rosespiritus: (I wish I had tonights ep dl'ed now, I wish to rewatch alan throwing denise onto the desk)
WalkerATAT: ahaahahahahaha
rosespiritus: :P
WalkerATAT: DOOM APPROVES OF THIS ALSO
rosespiritus: hahahhahah, of course he does
WalkerATAT: THE WENCH ASKED FOR IT
rosespiritus:
WalkerATAT: wow
WalkerATAT: oh man
WalkerATAT: I just thought this through
rosespiritus: ....
WalkerATAT: Sally and Brad talk about Alan
rosespiritus: ahahahhahah
WalkerATAT: that needs to be ficced
rosespiritus: that is a fic in the m-- yeah
rosespiritus: ( i hate ms word's thesuarus)
WalkerATAT: DOES IT NOT POSSESS ENOUGH SYNONYMS FOR "PENIS"?
WalkerATAT: DOOM OFTEN HAS THAT PROBLEM
rosespiritus: *ded*
rosespiritus: DOES DOOM write slash FIC?
WalkerATAT: NO!!!111
WalkerATAT: THE VERY THOUGHT OFFENDS DOOM!
WalkerATAT: DOOM HAS MINIONS FOR SUCH MENIAL TASKS
rosespiritus: I bet DOOM would write REALLY GOOD BSG fic,t hough
rosespiritus: DOOM denies us his PERSONAL GENIUS?
WalkerATAT: ONLY RIIIIIICHARDS MAY RECEIVE DOOM'S PERSONAL GENIUS
rosespiritus: In the end.
WalkerATAT: IN THE END!!!!111
rosespiritus: *dies*
WalkerATAT: I'm gonna have to post this

Comments

[likeadeuce.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, okay, now, do I have to tell my friends you're writing fanfic of their fanfic but they can't read it? *g*

!!!!!!!!

[iamdoom.livejournal.com]

DOOM does not know what to MAKE OF THIS!!! On the one HAND, Doom thinks you are MOCKING HIM (the penalty which, MIGHT I ADD, is IMMEDIATE CLIFF-TOSSING!!!111) but then, Doom is LAUGHING ("The Fantastic Shore!" DOOM APPROVES OF PUNS!!) and so DOOM does not know if he should KILL YOU BOTH or maybe give you a DOOMBOT to bring you THINGS YOU MAY LIKE such as PEPSI and this BOSTON LEGAL show (Doom might Netflix that, if you recommend it? DOOM has SPOKEN TO Alan Shore, and I do not know if he has an ARCH NEMESIS named Paul, but really, everyone needs an ARCH-NEMESIS).

I may know...things...about Richards stretchiness but I am a SCIENTIST and you may STEAL MY RESEARCH so you should probably not ASK ME ABOUT IT and if Richards found out I was talking about it he would just get mad and we had a nice conversation the other day at that party, so...

DOOM APPROVES OF BSG FIC, as long as it is not KARA/LEE, as Doom HATES them and wishes them to be MADE TO WORK IN THE SALT MINES, and then, LEE ADAMA will have something to complain about!!!

....

As for the WORDS for PENIS, Doom does not feel COMFORTABLE with this DISCUSSION I'm seriously blushing under this metal mask, I'm glad you can't see.

Hmph. I still think you are LAUGHING at me. But for NOW, I will LET YOU LIVE.

OOC: Doom's mun is seriously in hysterics!!!!!!!! This is hilarious! Thanks for unlocking so I could come and read, and I hope you don't mind Victor's, um, commentary. !!!!

Someone please write "The Fantastic Shore", OMG. *dies*