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[3pipeproblem]

Name a character and I'll give you three or more "facts" from my personal fanon about that character. If it isn't a fandom I know anything about, I'll make something up.

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[dien.livejournal.com]

1. Hey, Paul's the one who ended up on the cold hard metal "iFag"?

3. Yeah, makes sense for Alan. (note my mad skillz at replying to another comment in THIS one-- you wish you were this awesome) Someone needs to whap him upside the head with Donne's "no man is an island"...

[3pipeproblem.livejournal.com]

1. Ahahaha. In my fanon, it also started to rain. Something like that.

3. Alan would quote AD Hope: "You cannot build bridges between wandering islands; / the Mind has no neighbours, and the unteachable heart / Announces its armistice from time to time, but spends / Its love to draw them closer and closer apart."

[dien.livejournal.com]

1. Oh, he's really bitching now

3. I've never heard that! I like it. *hums and adds to the quotes file*

[3pipeproblem.livejournal.com]

1. ...aaaand they probably locked themselves out. Okay, not really. I'll give them a break.

3. AD Hope is a satirical Australian poet who has written a poem called "Phallus." I'm sure the reasons for Alan's interest are clear.

He also wrote this (http://www.cs.rice.edu/~ssiyer/minstrels/poems/1568.html), which is amusing me.

[dien.livejournal.com]

*sniggers*

I like it as well. *bookmarks this poet for future reference*