3pipeproblem | (no subject)

Unless I can devise some sort of clever plan, I'm looking at 8 hours spent in the airport today (without internet access, since I'm too cheap to pay for it). While I'm gone, leave me book recommendations! Or just tell me about what you've been reading lately (OR, if you're feeling creative, tell me about your favorite character from a movie or TV show, then tell me what professional author you'd pay to write fic about them). If you need ideas, a lot of the authors I like can be found in my interests.

Anyone who mentions Steven King or Toni Morrison does so at their own peril.