Reasons Keller is Better than Beecher
Number One (this'll be a running thing)
McManus: Any questions?
Keller: Mr. McManus, sir? How big is your penis?
McManus: Any questions?
Keller: Mr. McManus, sir? How big is your penis?
2003-07-08
If I had a car...
Well, my dad drove the car to Arkansas and back, and it broke down. Big surprise there, seeing as it had...I have no idea how many but it's a lot of miles on it. Now we only have one car and four drivers in my family. It's annoying.
I just got a call from the Deerpath Inn. Looks like we're doing tax forms tomorrow. Hmm, I might have to ride my bike. Sammi, we need a navy blue suit and/or skirt, so I guess we'll have to go shopping before next week. Gag. And Thoreau said, "Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes." He was right.
I just got a call from the Deerpath Inn. Looks like we're doing tax forms tomorrow. Hmm, I might have to ride my bike. Sammi, we need a navy blue suit and/or skirt, so I guess we'll have to go shopping before next week. Gag. And Thoreau said, "Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes." He was right.