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Okay, listening to my mom try to spell "Palahniuk" to my hard-of-hearing grandmother over the phone for nigh on ten minutes? Best free entertainment ever. "P-A-L-A-H-A..." "No!" "No, there's no A!" "Start over!" It was like a poorly-coordinated military assault was going horribly wrong and they were just getting news of it. "What? What?!?"