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It is so cold here that my teeth hurt. I couldn't sleep for more than three hours at a stretch because my mouth was throbbing with pain, and the only sleep aid I had on hand was Jack Daniel's.

...so, yeah, you can imagine how that went.

Tonight, however, I'll be prepared! I shall purchase ginger ale to mix with my whiskey.

(Hahahahaa, I even went to Jamba Juice and tried a shot of wheatgrass because the internets informed me it was a toothache remedy. Not in this weather it isn't.)