3pipeproblem | HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I got summoned for jury duty.

Apparently, I can bring a laptop.

Ari, is that you?

There'd better be singing or people in costume. Boston Legal has taught me to expect that in 3 out of every 4 court cases.

No, Ari's mun swears like a motherfucking sailor 24-7 too.

But what if those costumes were clowns?

Then I would have no choice but to ask to be excused on account of my ~~RP character's~~ deep-seated antipathy for them.