3pipeproblem | Ahahaha! A study in scarlet!

I got two hours of sleep, why do you ask? And my FTP just disappeared off the face of the earth.

EDIT: Said FTP seems to have reappeared. So. Confused.

The Potion Maker
3pipeproblemium is a milky, runny blue gel leeched from the bones of a mountain goat.
thegamesafootium is a cloudy, crumbly green solid made from the heart of a golem.
Mixing 3pipeproblemium with thegamesafootium causes a violent chemical reaction, producing a translucent scarlet potion which gives the user the power of amazing hearing.
Yet another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern