3pipeproblem (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
3pipeproblem) wrote2003-12-14 09:39 pm
3pipeproblem) wrote2003-12-14 09:39 pm
Yes, the media is a big tease.
You just don't go titling something "ABC's 'The Practice': Slash the Cast" without SOMETHING to back it up. You know?
Yeah, I need help.
This is a review of Supernova, since it isn't really apparent. *snerk*
douglasp
Madison, WI USA
Date: 7 December 2002
Summary: Space is vast. Very vast. And thirsty.
I think if this movie has a message, then that message has to be that space is a very big place. And that in this very big place called space its important to make space ships out of stronger materials then glass.
The hero of this film is a bottle of pear brandy that bestows immortality on all who drink from it. The main bad guy is a giant bottle of anti-pear brandy that bestows super human strength and insanity on all who drink from it. In fact, the evil bottle is purple which is the color of royalty and madness, so that's a dead giveaway.
The ending is kind of ambiguous, with the bottle of pear brandy destroying the bottle of anti-pear brandy, but in doing so, it poisons the well that all souls drink from. It is sort of suggested that the bottle of pear brandy won the war and everything will be okay, but that could just be the easy Hollywood ending and not what would really happen if two pear brandy titans slugged it out.
So this is a deep movie and probably takes a pear brandy theorist to fully comprehend.
Yeah, I need help.
This is a review of Supernova, since it isn't really apparent. *snerk*
douglasp
Madison, WI USA
Date: 7 December 2002
Summary: Space is vast. Very vast. And thirsty.
I think if this movie has a message, then that message has to be that space is a very big place. And that in this very big place called space its important to make space ships out of stronger materials then glass.
The hero of this film is a bottle of pear brandy that bestows immortality on all who drink from it. The main bad guy is a giant bottle of anti-pear brandy that bestows super human strength and insanity on all who drink from it. In fact, the evil bottle is purple which is the color of royalty and madness, so that's a dead giveaway.
The ending is kind of ambiguous, with the bottle of pear brandy destroying the bottle of anti-pear brandy, but in doing so, it poisons the well that all souls drink from. It is sort of suggested that the bottle of pear brandy won the war and everything will be okay, but that could just be the easy Hollywood ending and not what would really happen if two pear brandy titans slugged it out.
So this is a deep movie and probably takes a pear brandy theorist to fully comprehend.
no subject
(Post-Practice high, sorry)