Um. Brief recap: I watched Boston Legal, drank a great deal of Pepsi, spent hours obsessing over this video/song/I hate you [EXCISED], then decided to stay up till 3 AM discussing everyone's favorite crack pairing with dien.

(Our interpretations of DOOM are largely based on iamdoom who is of course a great deal funnier and much more DOOMTASTIC.)

( 'Personal genius' rhymes with 'between us' )