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Confucius say: man who run in front of car is tired. Man who run behind car is exhausted.

I promise not to post anymore today.

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I take pity on you, Brad. In this sort of detached, sadistic way.

So the new, vulnerable Alan was just for Golden Globe sympathy?

We deny all knowledge of this person. We, in fact, disavow him.

We. Is that you and Robin?

...yes.

Your jaw isn't square enough to resemble the Caped Crusader (http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/batman_begins/trailer/). Joker, on the other hand...

You can't even see his jaw in that...*is distracted by trailer*

It's Method. The unseen makes the man. *is distracted by a hang nail*

So the jawline's academic.

At some point, Bruce is cowelless.

At which point he also has a beard, oddly enough.

Burton's taking too much artistic license. And again, your Batman comes up lacking.

Nolan's directing. I can't be held accountable for his questionable taste.

Did Catwoman ever get her claws into Batman? In an adults-only kind of way?

Undoubtedly.

Of course, there was also the parallel universe where they married and had a daughter.

aka TM?

No. In TM Catwoman's a lesbian, I believe.

*wanders off to see if she needs representation*

*calls after* Aeon Flux is, too!

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