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[3pipeproblem]

Confucius say: man who run in front of car is tired. Man who run behind car is exhausted.

I promise not to post anymore today.

Comments

[brad-chase.livejournal.com]

Care to wager on that?

[3pipeproblem.livejournal.com]

Post, not comment, and what do you have left to lose?

[brad-chase.livejournal.com]

Damn. That was just negligence.

[3pipeproblem.livejournal.com]

You'll appreciate this: don't telegraph your passes.

[brad-chase.livejournal.com]

She telegraphed hers.

[3pipeproblem.livejournal.com]

I take pity on you, Brad. In this sort of detached, sadistic way.

[brad-chase.livejournal.com]

So the new, vulnerable Alan was just for Golden Globe sympathy?

[3pipeproblem.livejournal.com]

We deny all knowledge of this person. We, in fact, disavow him.

[brad-chase.livejournal.com]

We. Is that you and Robin?

[3pipeproblem.livejournal.com]

...yes.

[brad-chase.livejournal.com]

Your jaw isn't square enough to resemble the Caped Crusader (http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/batman_begins/trailer/). Joker, on the other hand...

[3pipeproblem.livejournal.com]

You can't even see his jaw in that...*is distracted by trailer*

[brad-chase.livejournal.com]

It's Method. The unseen makes the man. *is distracted by a hang nail*

[3pipeproblem.livejournal.com]

So the jawline's academic.

[brad-chase.livejournal.com]

At some point, Bruce is cowelless.

[3pipeproblem.livejournal.com]

At which point he also has a beard, oddly enough.

[brad-chase.livejournal.com]

Burton's taking too much artistic license. And again, your Batman comes up lacking.

[3pipeproblem.livejournal.com]

Nolan's directing. I can't be held accountable for his questionable taste.

[brad-chase.livejournal.com]

Did Catwoman ever get her claws into Batman? In an adults-only kind of way?

[3pipeproblem.livejournal.com]

Undoubtedly.

Of course, there was also the parallel universe where they married and had a daughter.

[brad-chase.livejournal.com]

aka TM?

[3pipeproblem.livejournal.com]

No. In TM Catwoman's a lesbian, I believe.

[brad-chase.livejournal.com]

*wanders off to see if she needs representation*

[3pipeproblem.livejournal.com]

*calls after* Aeon Flux is, too!