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Sick. Sick little puppydog.

I've been in bed for at least 20 hours now, haven't eaten anything since I had the genius idea to consume half a pint of cookie dough ice cream last night.

I'm ill. I'm dyyyyyying.

So my roommate heads out of town and leaves her window open. Joy.

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What's wrong? A cold?

I think I was running a fever last night, but I seem to have improved now. I'm just really dizzy, prone to headaches, and have all this phlegm (you really wanted to hear about this, I know) in my lungs.

Ew. :( Fevers always make anything else thats wrong feel way worse. This gives you an excuse to lay around and watch too much TV though.

Enjoy your weekend as a vegetable. ;) (And of course, feel better.)

I hope I'll be better by tomorrow...otherwise I will just lay around and watch Spader movies.

hahahha What a hopeless existence. *sigh* I know it all too well.

Goddammit.. now I want some pizza too.

(From the spell check... I found this amusing:

Suggestions:
hahahha - Chihuahua, chihuahua, HHS, Hohhot, heehaws, HRH, heehaw)

You should see the gmail ads I get from Alan's conversations...one had 2 batman and robin ads and a link to a newspaper article about gay marriage, I think.

close the window, sweetie. Close. The. Window.

If I could cook, I'd send you some soup. But you get wishes of LA sunshine instead.

Window is closed! And thank you :)

Feel better!

Thank you!

Aw... feel better. And kill your roommate.

She's gone for the weekend, but man when she gets back...(my accomplishment for the day was waking her up at 5am with the TV)

Dana's Bag 'o' Remedies:
1. Snoozefest
2. Spader dreams
3. Can the ice cream. Sugar nourishes bacteria and viruses. Eat garlic instead.
4. Promise God that, in exchange for a cure, you'll bring Brad C. Starbucks every day for a month.

1. Going on almost 24 hours.
2. None so far :(
3. I ate it out of the container, so I'm sure it's all nasty by now. I think I'll order pizza. That way I don't have to leave the building.
4. Hahaha, my friend named Brad (

beechball) is a Brad C. I'm sure he'd appreciate that.

4. Tell Brad C. I'm enigmatically drawn to his name.

We have long discussions about how anyone named Brad on a TV show is inevitably a jackass.

Of course, Chase is excluded from these discussions, right? Think carefully before replying.

*thinks carefully* No.

Although he's marginally better than Hammond.

In deference to your illness, I'll only say you are dead wrong about Chase.

Ha, you say that because you cannot prove me wrong.

*gloves off* I challenge you to a list-off. I'll supply the pros, you [ironically] the cons. A new forum for this?

*snort* Ok, Brad can have his own post.

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THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A HO

Aw, feel better! Don't eat or drink milk products that will only make you feel worse - I recommend gatorade or flat sprite.

Also, dayquil is my best friend in the WORLD when I'm sick. i love it so much.

Thank you :) I have Dr. Pepper on the way. And water, of course. I'll look into procuring some dayquil.

Yeah. Flat Sprite or 7-Up is wonderful when you're sick and nauseated.

Get Nyquill not Dayquill. It knocks you out for 24 hours straight and you have weird dreams. Although don't have it when your drunk like Ryan's sister or you'll puke all over the sofa.

You should so confront your roommate about the window. Getting sick is a prime example of closing it when you leave.

At least you have Shore to keep you company, right? What's with the whole assisstant thing? Didn't they see my resume & application???? LOL

When your roommate gets sick. Poke her with a stick repeatedly ... that's what I do to Ryan when he pisses me off.

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