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[3pipeproblem]

Sick. Sick little puppydog.

I've been in bed for at least 20 hours now, haven't eaten anything since I had the genius idea to consume half a pint of cookie dough ice cream last night.

I'm ill. I'm dyyyyyying.

So my roommate heads out of town and leaves her window open. Joy.

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[http://users.livejournal.com/dana___/]

Dana's Bag 'o' Remedies:
1. Snoozefest
2. Spader dreams
3. Can the ice cream. Sugar nourishes bacteria and viruses. Eat garlic instead.
4. Promise God that, in exchange for a cure, you'll bring Brad C. Starbucks every day for a month.

[3pipeproblem.livejournal.com]

1. Going on almost 24 hours.
2. None so far :(
3. I ate it out of the container, so I'm sure it's all nasty by now. I think I'll order pizza. That way I don't have to leave the building.
4. Hahaha, my friend named Brad (beechball) is a Brad C. I'm sure he'd appreciate that.

[http://users.livejournal.com/dana___/]

4. Tell Brad C. I'm enigmatically drawn to his name.

[3pipeproblem.livejournal.com]

We have long discussions about how anyone named Brad on a TV show is inevitably a jackass.

[http://users.livejournal.com/dana___/]

Of course, Chase is excluded from these discussions, right? Think carefully before replying.

[3pipeproblem.livejournal.com]

*thinks carefully* No.

Although he's marginally better than Hammond.

[http://users.livejournal.com/dana___/]

In deference to your illness, I'll only say you are dead wrong about Chase.

[3pipeproblem.livejournal.com]

Ha, you say that because you cannot prove me wrong.

[http://users.livejournal.com/dana___/]

*gloves off* I challenge you to a list-off. I'll supply the pros, you [ironically] the cons. A new forum for this?

[3pipeproblem.livejournal.com]

*snort* Ok, Brad can have his own post.