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What's shepherd's pie? *wanders to google*

Oh. Dude, that sounds good. I've never had it before.

Mmmm, it's very good. Google poutine too!

Mmmm. Do YOU keep a meerkat in your kitchen?

And Alan/House. OMG *twitch* my ovaries can't take this. Watched BL last night. Not enough Alan. But still, Spader = sex.

ask for Rafiki's help, because peeling potatoes without a thumb is as frustrating for the lion who peels as it is hilarious for the other members of the pride who are watching. Oh dear.

:DDD I couldn't agree more.

Whatever happened to good old blueberry pie, huh? What's all this 'shepherd' stuff? *indignant*

NO ONE KNOWS WHAT SHEPHERD'S PIE IS?!?!?!

You can't have blueberry pie for lunch.

I KNOW WHAT IT IS, I JUST FIND IT... UNFRUITY!!

!!!

Blueberry pie would be awesome as lunch. With, like, icecream on the side.

Actually, for lunch I had a flower-shaped sugar cookie. With an emphasis on the "sugar."

Mmmm. So long as it wasn't Splenda a.k.a. Mutant Sugar.

Did it have pink sprinkles?

Ewww. Splenda is SICK.

And no. It was stolen from a Starbucks near me.

They put it in SODA, now. SODA. It's... it's gross.

Mm, Starbucks. But they put this weird sort of crunchy frosting on cookies. It's also... gross.

It's carcinogenic is what it is.

Hahahaha, I love it. I love gross things. Gross things that don't cause cancer.

I bet. Just like Spam and french fries.

Blech. You know what, someone should introduce you to okra. You'll die. (Perhaps even literally.)

French fries? You lie.

The name alone is giving me shivers.

http://www.texascooking.com/features/may2003okrarecipes.htm

Where did Timon go?!?!??!

True. Something in the grease at fast-food restaurants acts with something in the potato. It's interesting, actually. And carcinogenic.

...You're sick. *shudders*

Hahahah, I went out to dinner and had some! Some of it looks like it's been infested by maggots!

You willingly ATE okra?! You willingly PAID FOR okra?!

...my dad paid for it.

Oh.

STILL, WOMAN.

Blech.

Hahaha, I have leftovers in the fridge. If I had my laptop, I'd take pictures!

Oh, gross. I'd hurl.

...Haha, that just made me sound like a 12 year-old boy.

HAHAHAHA. Yes, it did.

*makes no comment on the pie* Alan/House as in, Alan and House, or as in Alan and House Slashy?

Slashy. 0:)

Hawt ;)

Hahahaha, I can't do it without feeling bad for Wilson, though.

...James, not Tara.

Hehe, I feel worse for Tara.

I'm starting to feel bad for her, too. It's your fault. You suck.

~~Goes to write Wilson/Wilson.~~

No, I blow ;)

~~Is it weird that I could actually see that working?~~

~~Not really, no.~~

That journal entry is the response to the following question:

"What is better than sex?"

*dies* So very true.

One question...

Will the shepard's pie show up in the fic? Hmmmm....

No.

Although House would make an excellent shepherd, what with the cane and all.

True.

I know what shepherd's pie is and I love it. My mum makes it.

I also know what poutine is!

If you know all this, you clearly have no reason to be on my friendslist. *defriends*

Don't make me spam you, ho.

Spam me with some Ray-and-Alan-at-Hogwarts AU.

Which house would Alan be in again?

*SIGHS* Put him in Ravenclaw or Gryffindor. I can't believe you people don't treat all my comments to ST like the gold they are.

I read it. But I forgot. Six hours at work can do that to a person.

Excuses, excuses.

I don't know why... but the weird Starbucks cookie made me think of the cake we got for Brad at Jewel (the one that was made by the cake decoraters in training...) before he left for college. I don't know why..

Hahahaha, I'd forgotten about that cake. We didn't take a picture of it, did we?

I don't think so. All I remember is a big face with a watermellon as a mouth.