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My grocery store sells pre-made shepherd's pie. I'm currently eating shepherd's pie and writing Alan/House.

NO ONE KNOWS WHAT SHEPHERD'S PIE IS?!?!?!

You can't have blueberry pie for lunch.

I KNOW WHAT IT IS, I JUST FIND IT... UNFRUITY!!

!!!

Blueberry pie would be awesome as lunch. With, like, icecream on the side.

Actually, for lunch I had a flower-shaped sugar cookie. With an emphasis on the "sugar."

Mmmm. So long as it wasn't Splenda a.k.a. Mutant Sugar.

Did it have pink sprinkles?

Ewww. Splenda is SICK.

And no. It was stolen from a Starbucks near me.

They put it in SODA, now. SODA. It's... it's gross.

Mm, Starbucks. But they put this weird sort of crunchy frosting on cookies. It's also... gross.

It's carcinogenic is what it is.

Hahahaha, I love it. I love gross things. Gross things that don't cause cancer.

I bet. Just like Spam and french fries.

Blech. You know what, someone should introduce you to okra. You'll die. (Perhaps even literally.)

French fries? You lie.

The name alone is giving me shivers.

http://www.texascooking.com/features/may2003okrarecipes.htm

Where did Timon go?!?!??!

True. Something in the grease at fast-food restaurants acts with something in the potato. It's interesting, actually. And carcinogenic.

...You're sick. *shudders*

Hahahah, I went out to dinner and had some! Some of it looks like it's been infested by maggots!

You willingly ATE okra?! You willingly PAID FOR okra?!

...my dad paid for it.

Oh.

STILL, WOMAN.

Blech.

Hahaha, I have leftovers in the fridge. If I had my laptop, I'd take pictures!

Oh, gross. I'd hurl.

...Haha, that just made me sound like a 12 year-old boy.

HAHAHAHA. Yes, it did.

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