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3pipeproblem ([personal profile] 3pipeproblem) wrote2006-02-07 11:11 pm
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Boston Legal



Alan was married, Brad is gorgeous, and Garrett likes tongue.

[identity profile] treelines.livejournal.com 2006-02-08 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
He was married!?

I couldn't resist I had to read the spoilers and that last point has just turned the Jimmy/Garret in a new direction and also I have lost all punctuation marks damn you.

[identity profile] 3pipeproblem.livejournal.com 2006-02-08 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. I'm not as surprised as I might be, since way back when I read an interview with DEK and he mentioned the possibility. I kind of like it.

Tongue sandwiches.

[identity profile] 3pipeproblem.livejournal.com 2006-02-08 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
...for the love of God, that is not an invitation to write Garrett/Tucker.

...Garrett/Tucker would almost be incest.

[identity profile] treelines.livejournal.com 2006-02-08 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Right now, I wouldn't know what to do with it.

Guh.

And, also: too late, you have tempted me. Incest?

[identity profile] 3pipeproblem.livejournal.com 2006-02-08 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
What to do with what? Alan having been married?

Sex between two unmarried people with the same last name!

[identity profile] the-calcium-tm.livejournal.com 2006-02-08 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, but... I've just thought it over a bit, and it certainly explains a lot. I also mean that in a good way; thought I should clarify.

Ahhhhh, gotcha. Wasn't playing that angle.

...HAHA, MAYBE THEY'RE COUSINS. HAHAHA, I NOW HAVE ANOTHER PLOT BUNNY. DAMN.

[identity profile] 3pipeproblem.livejournal.com 2006-02-08 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
What do you think it explains? I agree that it makes sense, but I'd like to hear your thoughts.

I probably won't do anything with it immediately. It'll just change a couple things.

Oh god. STOP THE MADNESS.

[identity profile] treelines.livejournal.com 2006-02-08 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
Well, for one thing, his patience, but I will have to get back to you in an hour, as I have a beatniky poetry meeting to go to (yay!).

HAHAHA YOU CANNOT STOP THE MADNESS. IT TAKES OVER YOUR CAPSLOCK FIRST AND THEN YOUR BRAIN!!!!

[identity profile] bitterbyrden.livejournal.com 2006-02-08 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
It certainly wouldn't be the first Wells incest fic.



Do it. Just by virtue of the fact that I can't fucking IMAGINE it for the life of me.

[identity profile] bitterbyrden.livejournal.com 2006-02-08 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
Also, if I cross my eyes, Garrett kind of looks like Warren. And they both have the double-r thing going on.

[identity profile] 3pipeproblem.livejournal.com 2006-02-08 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
TMI!

Hahahaha, I want to see Tucker bargaining with Catherine Piper so he can have sex with Garrett in his (Garrett's) office.

[identity profile] bitterbyrden.livejournal.com 2006-02-08 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
TMI?! I didn't write it! I mean, much. Okay, there was maybe an allusion. Once. ONE TIME.

Hrm. Cousins. Interesting.

...Eeeeeeeeenteresting.

[identity profile] 3pipeproblem.livejournal.com 2006-02-08 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't need to know it existed!

Persuade Jimmymun to play Garrett and we can make it TM canon ;)

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_redcorvette/ 2006-02-08 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
hahahahahahha You were there in a sea of breasts and you didn't invite me!


I love it. :)

[identity profile] 3pipeproblem.livejournal.com 2006-02-08 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Shirley had some good ones too. "Since I didn't bring a tranquilizer gun, I'm going to have to reason with you." "Let him play with your keys."

Alan, Denny and Shirley on a case together is wonderful.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_redcorvette/ 2006-02-08 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
"Let him play with your keys." Was great!!!

I loved this episode.

[identity profile] 3pipeproblem.livejournal.com 2006-02-08 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm ambivalent about Irma, but other than that, I loved everyone in it. Even Brad and his wallpaper-pattern tie.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_redcorvette/ 2006-02-08 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Who's Irma? The girl who showed her boobs?

I loved the conversation he had with her at the bar. He was being SO Alan and she was all serious. He was like, "Hold on, what?" You know what I'm talking about hopefully.

Oh it was glorious. I love bad Alan. Especially when he calls Brad square.

[identity profile] 3pipeproblem.livejournal.com 2006-02-08 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that's her.

Hahahahahahaha, yeah. I loved when he kicked Brad's leg out from under him!

[identity profile] fence-post.livejournal.com 2006-02-08 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
Brad is gorgeous goes without saying (He's offering Caleb PI work in that blackmail thread!) but could you explain the context to me anyway?)

And I just watched the Texas episode last night where he rides the mechanical bull. So. Much. Love. Especially for how he practised the hand motion.

[identity profile] 3pipeproblem.livejournal.com 2006-02-08 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
(I know! Alan keeps wanting to intervene, but it conflicts with his stance of antagonistic apathy toward Brad.) Okay, you'll love this. Alan made a deal with an ADA, part of which involved getting her an interview at CP&S. Brad conducted the interview, and once she mentioned Alan's name, decided Alan wanted to hire her because he wanted to sleep with her and...basically was an ass to her. In retaliation, she charges Alan's client with something ridiculous, Alan figures she has a personal vendetta against CP&S and does a bunch of stuff to piss off the DA's office, none of which aids him in winning his case.

So, in a final bid to intimidate the DA, he takes (an unwilling) Brad to the guy's office and tells him unless he drops the charges, Brad's going to run for DA. He even has a "Brad Chase for DA" poster made up. Alan waxes lyrical on Brad's hair, his looks, his body (hence the "gorgeous" remark) and basically says Brad'll win the position by virtue of being handsome. The DA isn't having any of it and tells Brad to go ahead.

And then in the hall afterwards Brad calls Alan a douchebag. In short, Caleb may end up doing detective work for the DA. And Brad would probably give him free rein with the taser.

[identity profile] fence-post.livejournal.com 2006-02-08 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
...

I must see this episode.

[identity profile] 3pipeproblem.livejournal.com 2006-02-08 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
It's kind of amazing.

[identity profile] dien.livejournal.com 2006-02-08 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
This episode r0xx0rz my s0xxorz. I gave a whole run-down to my roomie who doesn't even watch BL when she got home just cuz I was all squeeful about it.

[identity profile] 3pipeproblem.livejournal.com 2006-02-08 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I loooved it. I think they used all the characters excellently (I almost wrote "sexcellently"). Alan! Denny! Shirley! Garrett! Brad! And even Denise was tolerable.

[identity profile] moomookrymoo.livejournal.com 2006-02-10 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't forget about the Arrested Season/Series? Finale Tonight