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I saw The Illusionist yesterday. Sadly, GOB was not featured. It was...it passed the time. Beforehand, though, I walked into the theater as the trailer for this was playing. They'd stolen so many scenes/shots from Capote that I assumed it was a parody a la Dracula, Dead and Loving It, but according to imdb it's a drama(!?!?!) They have the guy who voiced Dobby the house elf playing Truman Capote. ~~And James Bond as Perry Smith, which I have to admit is pretty hot.~~ The cast is pretty impressive, but I'm...still very much confused. Did they greenlight this before Capote? Do they think a blatant rip-off is going to make any money?

Anyway. Meme! This one I promise to do in a timely fashion.

You post a topic, list, category, whatever, in my comments section. (examples: "Five Reasons Alan Gives for Living in a Hotel", or "Five Ways Stephen Colbert Envies Chuck Noblet" or "Five Things Alan Doesn't Know Tara Knows About Him"). Then, in a separate post, I'll post the answers to your Top 5 ideas, according to me. Serious or fun!

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AW YOU MADE IT SO EASY.

Five ways Stephen Colbert envies Chuck Noblet.

I just woke up so I reserve the right to be lazy. D:!!!!

PS. Ahahahaha DOBBY.

Worst way to make a movie ever. WTF AT THAT? NO.

Five Circumstances in Which Stephen Colbert Could Imagine Himself Making Common Cause with Bears

The faux-Capote film is going on my queue if only for the cast. Juliet Stevenson! The guy who played the pathologist in Midsomer Murders! All with American accents!

For the meme, I give you a choice. Five reasons Alan gained weight or Five people Alan hopes never to see again.

It's absolutely insane. Sandra Bullock as Harper Lee? (Somehow I didn't get that during the preview.) And the imdb boards are, as always, entertaining. Observe: well, this movie makes capote look even more like a flamer....does anyone honestly think he showed up to a small town press conference in drag??

Five reasons Alan gained weight

HAHA, I love you. I'll probably do both, because I'm greedy.

Five Things Alan Shore Never Said to Paul Smecker? *grins*

If this turns into a fic, so help me...

If it turns into a fic, you'll have yet another reason to slap me in the head and shout "Write the thing with them on the train! Write it! Whore!"

And I will have yet another thing to add to the s'more tag.

Also, I will be happy.

OMG write it!!!1111111

*laughs*

But I'm not at myyy computer. *whines and sulks* I can't write on strangers' computers....

Five things the threesome did while Stephen was in Boston

Totally off subject... I have a professor with the last name Poopincock. Not kidding!