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3pipeproblem) wrote2007-01-21 12:03 pm
3pipeproblem) wrote2007-01-21 12:03 pm
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This has the potential to be highly embarrassing. Go to, FL!
Give me the name of an actor (or director), and I'll reply with a list of all the movies they've been in (or directed) that I've seen.
If you say "Stan Brakhage," you are getting smacked. A hand will emerge from your monitor and slap you across the face.
Give me the name of an actor (or director), and I'll reply with a list of all the movies they've been in (or directed) that I've seen.
If you say "Stan Brakhage," you are getting smacked. A hand will emerge from your monitor and slap you across the face.
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Velvet Goldmine
Bend it Like Beckham
Match Point
M:I III
Want me to do Kiefer instead?
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Oh yes, please do Kiefer too!
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Stand By Me
Promised Land - OMG this movie is terrible. It's not even redeemed by its terribleness.
The Lost Boys
1969
Flashback - AHAHAHAHAHA. Also terrible, but at least it was cracktastic, too.
Flatliners
Article 99
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
A Few Good Men
The Vanishing - ALSO terrible and without any redeeming qualities.
The Three Musketeers
The Cowboy Way - No. Comment.
Eye for an Eye
A Time to Kill
The Last Days of Frankie the Fly - Wherein Kiefer plays a director of porn films who has his eye cut out? Or something. This is the only movie that's ever given me cause to demand my money back from Blockbuster.
Armitage III: Poly Matrix - Just...shut up.
Dark City - Is good!
A Soldier's Sweetheart
After Alice - I've seen this more times than I care to admit. But Kiefer's a psychic alcoholic cop on the verge of mental collapse!
Beat
Woman Wanted
The Right Temptation - He plays squash in this. Also, there's an imdb review that says, "See it for the sex scenes."
To End All Wars
Phone Booth
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Though I've seen quite a few Kiefer movies too!!!
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To Live and Die in LA
Platoon
Mississippi Burning
Born on the Fourth of July
Wild at Heart - I watched this when I was a...sophomore? in high school. It was the first David Lynch movie I'd ever seen and it features a guy putting cockroaches down his pants. It was highly traumatic. And I don't recall who Willem played at all.
White Sands - OMG embarrassingly bad. And it starred Mickey Rourke.
Light Sleeper
Clear and Present Danger (I think...)
Tom & Viv
The English Patient :D
Affliction
New Rose Hotel - So. Bizarre. But it's Abel Ferrara directing a movie based on a story by William Gibson, so what do you expect?
Existenz
Boondock Saints
American Psycho
Shadow of the Vampire
Spider-Man
Auto Focus
Finding Nemo
Once Upon a Time in Mexico
The Clearing
Spider-Man 2
The Aviator
...and that's it. Although I really should see The Inside Man.
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...
*checks imdb*
Oh! Now I remember him *laughs*
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The Vanishing
The Big Lebowski
K-PAX
Masked and Anonymous
Seabiscuit
The Door in the Floor
...so sad. And I really do like Jeff Bridges!
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The Little Rascals - AAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I can quote this movie.
The Last Days of Frankie the Fly - see the Kiefer list for ranting about how bad this is.
Kill Bill: Vol. 1
...that's it. There are a lot of movies I meant to see on her imdb page (The Gingerbread Man, Silver City, Wall Street).
I've seen nothing by Stillman! Not even his Homicide ep.
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Metropolis
Awful colorized version of Metropolis
First 2 minutes of The Thousand Eyes of Dr. Mabuse
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Walken. :D
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Annie Hall - As quoted in my userinfo!
The Deer Hunter
The Dead Zone
A View to A Kill - Is that the one that opens with Bond snowboarding to "California Girls"?
Biloxi Blues - I've seen some random movies
Batman Returns - Watched in Spanish, so it was called Batman Regresa.
True Romance
Wayne's World 2
Pulp Fiction
Things to do in Denver When You're Dead - Have you seen this? I recall it as being damn good.
Suicide Kings
New Rose Hotel
Sleepy Hollow
Scotland, PA - UGH.
America's Sweethearts - Double UGH. I can't remember the circumstances under which I was dragged to this, but they must've been dire.
Catch Me if You Can
Gigli - Oh hell yes. Walken was the Random Provider of Exposition in this film. Which was nice, because it meant he didn't end up dead at the end
like Pacino.Man on Fire - !!! ♥
Wedding Crashers
C'est tout.
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i can come late to the game because i rock your fucking world, bitch ---
KIRSTEN DUNST, LOSER!!!
... and kevin.
I think we need to limit your contact with Ari
Little Women (I think?)
I've seen about 5 minutes of Dick on Comedy Central
Bring It On (I think? I believe I was forced to watch this at a swimming function and have since repressed it.)
Spider-Man
Eternal Sunshine
Spider-Man 2
Wimbledon, which I watched at about 3 AM sophomore year when I was sick and DYING and couldn't get back to sleep. Needless to say, don't remember much of that one, either.
Re: I think we need to limit your contact with Ari
Ahahah:
Bring it on is one of my favourite movies of all time. It's this great social experiment, too. Sit with a bunch of male friends and talk about it. At first they will act like they haven't seen it.
Then if you keep quoting from it one of them will blurt out:
SPIRIT FINGERS. The next will blurt out CHEEROCRACY.
Then you know its on.
You keep saying how it's your favourite movie ever and suddenly the men all admit to watching and loving it. They can quote from it. They have a deep attachment to this film.
If it goes on long enough someone will say:
OH! Who has seen BRING IT ON, AGAIN!?!?! (the sequel).
They all have. This is your turn to look disgusted and tell them they're all just perverts.
I have never met a man who didn't love that movie but is inevitably reluctant to admit it. It works with everyone from Jojo to Rani's conspiracy theorist fiance Tom.