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Fic! I'm going to go with using a header as some wacky experimental thing, but unfortunately that means giving this a title...

Title: Parasomnia
Fandom: Boston Legal
Notes: Night terrors fic, as requested by shyday. Three months ago. But I finished in time for her birthday!

Also, I used Pascal for the epigraph, but it could just as easily have been Joyce: "History, Stephen said, is a nightmare from which I'm trying to awake."

Cross-posted to fanfic100.



“All the unhappiness of man stems from one thing only: that he is incapable of staying quietly in his own room.”
--Pascal

( Alan fell down the stairs the day Miss O (O for Occopinti), a woman with dulling red hair and a stringent sticker-awarding policy, imparted to his second grade class the secret that the Earth was spinning. )