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[3pipeproblem]

I have a "creative submission" due today as part of my membership application to this literary society (I'm still marvelling at the fact that I had the guts to apply at all, believe me). Anyway, I have to do it this afternoon (as well as write a speech about Todd Haynes, to be delivered tonight. At least I <3 Todd Haynes. Unlike Sri Lanka.). So, right. My question is: any ideas as to what I should do? PLEASE! Otherwise I might just end up writing Alan Shore-ness, which probably would not endear me to the people evaluating my application. Or really bad poetry.

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Those are really good (and rather compelling) ideas. Unfortunately, they require actual thought, so I'm gonna have to nix them.