3pipeproblem | I always wanted to see a movie that treated the audience like it consisted of walking tree stumps...

I'm back from walking out of LXG. This is the first movie I've ever walked out of, actually, except for The Hulk, which I kinda had to leave. I didn't mind the movie very much. Sure, it was incredibly stupid and the plot twists made no sense, but it was mildly amusing to see characters from literature interacting. It was a lot like reading bad fanfic.

And...DORIAN GRAY WAS IN IT! Why doesn't anyone tell me these things? Of course, he ended up being a traitor (which was when I decided it was OK for us to leave). I'm not exactly giving away state secrets here; what else is Dorian gonna do in an action movie? He's immortal (Apparently. I don't agree with that interpretation.)! Half...no, a good 2/3 of the characters were completely ridiculous, but the set design was nice. Once Dorian was gone (or the prospect of developing his character, rather), I had no reason to stay.

I liked to hear people yelling "DORIAN!" though. I just love that name.

And Shane West reminded me of Lee Tergesen at certain random points.