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[3pipeproblem]

Fooling around at Videoeta.com.

They're coming out with a DVD set of Academy Award winning movies...how disgusting. I hate the Academy. The majority of its choices are political. And suck. Gladiator for best picture? Oliver? Give me a fucking break.

Angel season three: February 3rd!
Buffy season five: December 9th!
OMG! ALL OF THE CRITIC! January 27! SQUEE!
Gigli! December 9th! Day after the last day of class! I know how I'm kicking off reading days.
Lost in Translation: February 3rd
MI-5 VOLUME ONE! (I'm going to have no money by the end of this): January 13!
Oz season 3! February 24th
The Pentagon Papers (JAMES SPADER OMG!) February 17th
Seabiscuit: December 16th

Comments

[beechball.livejournal.com]

Oh my god... the Critic is the best cartoon show ever. And if they still show it on Comedy Central it's at like 3 in the morning ever other Sunday.

Oh, wait, Gigli's coming out too? Guess I won't have time for the Critic because we both know how many times I'll want to watch that. Come on alternate ending!

[3pipeproblem.livejournal.com]

Someone just suggested I write Gigli fanfic...and now I want to slash him with Christopher Walken's character. There was something there, I tell you!

[beechball.livejournal.com]

Wow. Such an atrocity should not exist. Now don't get me wrong, I'm all for slash involving Christopher Walken, but the idea of writing anything with the world's most idiotic character ever. I mean, really, even if these was something there, you'd be better of contriving some situation where Christopher Walken is trying to track down Al Pacino and forget the whole Gigli thing. Because he's just so unbearably stupid. He makes the retarded kid look like a fucking genius, it's pretty much:

Gigli [picks up flashlight, talks into it, puts it down] "That was my friend calling. Turns out the baywatch is closed today"
Relatively-Smart-By-Comparison-Retarded Kid: "That's a flashlight, not a phone, dumbass."

[3pipeproblem.livejournal.com]

the idea of writing anything with the world's most idiotic character ever

Ah, but therein lies the charm of it all.

BTW, I found this great (haha) Gatsby story on ff.net. Gatsby wears a Speedo, Nick faints, the author inserts herself and her friend into the story and they talk about Bishounen. I've never laughed so hard in my life.