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[3pipeproblem]

From bohemian__storm. Or, you know, TM Methos, but that's just a little scary...

10 Fictional People
...that you'd like to screw meme.

1. Alan Shore (shock! insanity!)
2. Dale Cooper
3. Chris Keller
4. Nick Carraway
5. Philip Marlowe
6. Roger Swanson (beechball knows who this is. I hope.)
7. Norman Bates. Anthony Perkins' Norman Bates, of course. And I so would.
8. Travis Bickle (This deteriorates into the "10 psychotic fictional people I'd like to screw" meme...)
9. Tony Almeida (No, he's not psychotic.)
10. Tim Bayliss (But not in a coffin, thank you very much.)

EDIT: And Maurice Bendrix!! (Brownie points if you ID the source!)

Comments

[bananaprincess.livejournal.com]

Hmm...have you seen the literarycrushes community?

[3pipeproblem.livejournal.com]

Oh God, no. *clicks*

And I would have said Stephen Dedalus and Sherlock Holmes if they weren't so...yeah...

[bananaprincess.livejournal.com]

Wait a sec...wouldn't Bates also qualify as "psychotic"?

[3pipeproblem.livejournal.com]

Yeah, he launched the whole "psychotic" trend. Bayliss could arguably qualify as well. Plus Keller...

[shyday.livejournal.com]

you have Philip Marlowe on my list. you are so my hero.

[shyday.livejournal.com]

or, you know, your list. apparently my sobriety level is actually somewhere less than reasonable. ;)

[3pipeproblem.livejournal.com]

*snerk* Marlowe would approve.

[shyday.livejournal.com]

*lol*

then i shall have another, in his name.

[blackmagickbaby.livejournal.com]

Norman Bates.. that's different and interesting.. I didn't see the Alan Shore thing though.. ;)

[3pipeproblem.livejournal.com]

Yes. "Interesting." I think I need to get more sleep...but really, he's very cute. And he makes sandwiches! (With the knife he uses to kill people, but really, I can't afford to be picky...)

[believeitup.livejournal.com]

Sam Waterston as Nick Carraway, or straight from the book, no visual media intervening?

Uhm, Anthony Perkins' Norman Bates? Yes. Of course.

Course, this is coming from a girl who's said she's do Hannibal Lecter, soooooo...

[3pipeproblem.livejournal.com]

Well, probably from the book. Paul Rudd's awfully...uh, hot, but he's not how I picture Nick.

Yes! Spread the psychopath love!

[believeitup.livejournal.com]

It's always better that way, I think. The mental picture's always best.

*adds Francis Dolarhyde to her own*

Just no oral.

[3pipeproblem.livejournal.com]

*snort*

Hey, I wouldn't mind Ralph Fiennes for my Dolarhyde.

[believeitup.livejournal.com]

*nods* Precisely.

[3pipeproblem.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA, EVERYONE ELSE THINKS I AM INSANE!!!111

But it did get me lots of comments...