3pipeproblem: (a title for the spinoff)
3pipeproblem ([personal profile] 3pipeproblem) wrote2005-01-21 06:25 pm

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Resolved: Brad Chase is a loser.

[identity profile] hornypenny.livejournal.com 2005-01-22 12:55 am (UTC)(link)

I beg to differ. Brad is straightforward, ethical, courageous, handsome, extremely intelligent, and a gentlemen. As far as I'm concerned, he has the attributes that makes me terribly horny.

I can understand how a person like Alan would feel insecure around Brad. By the way, my dear boy, I would work on your delivery. You sound like a queen and I don't mean the Queen of England.

[identity profile] 3pipeproblem.livejournal.com 2005-01-22 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
Straightforward, ethical gentlemen are invariably losers. Anyone who abides by the rules all the time does so only because he lacks the imagination to deviate. As for courageous, handsome and extremely intelligent, he must be going to great lengths to disguise these attributes because the Brad Chase I'm familiar with has only one predominant personality trait--his propensity to whine. Granted, it's at least done at top speed.

More to the point, I've never seen him win.