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[3pipeproblem]

Oh, I amuse me (cap courtesy septicemic). BL thoughts later.







I still haven't finished NDH (almost done with part one), but yeah, it's as awesome as everyone says.

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[queen-kiwi.livejournal.com]

Do not encourage me to write James Spader / John Cusack porn, because I will do it. You know I will.

[lightsallaround.livejournal.com]

My Funny English Blog: Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched swiss witch-bitches, watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch-bitch, which wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch watch switch?. (http://sexolives.com/blog/)
I hope you'll enjoy.

I lied about 100 words. I'm so cute when I'm delusional. (take 3)

[dien.livejournal.com]

"I thought you said the charges had been dropped?"

"Yes, and now they're being revived. If your salacious little mind insists on full details I'll fax you the frickin' detailed history, Alan. Are you taking my case or not?"

"Mmm. As you're constantly pointing out to me, Paul, you do have a law degree of your own. Thus, as you could represent yourself, I have to take this request as concession that, basically, you acknowledge how thoroughly superior my legal ass-kicking skills are to yours."

"Or maybe I just want to enjoy the view from the defense table of your ass as you saunter up to insult the judge."

"I-- do that again. Right there. ...yes."

"Yes?"

"Yes, I'll take the-- fuck!-- case."

"Good."