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[3pipeproblem]

Oh, I amuse me (cap courtesy septicemic). BL thoughts later.







I still haven't finished NDH (almost done with part one), but yeah, it's as awesome as everyone says.

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[queen-kiwi.livejournal.com]

Do not encourage me to write James Spader / John Cusack porn, because I will do it. You know I will.

[3pipeproblem.livejournal.com]

I have no idea where John Cusack comes into this (the second pic is Bob Dylan) but have you ever seen True Colors? It slashes itself. Oh! I'll find you a cap in a sec ;)

[3pipeproblem.livejournal.com]

And then they definitely pour the shots over each other's heads.

[(Anonymous)]

.....argh! Now I am compelled to write the Spader / Cusack porn! Why, Lord? Why?!?!??! *exit, pursued by a plot bunny*

[queen-kiwi.livejournal.com]

Yeah... um... what double post? It didn't happen... *whistle*

[queen-kiwi.livejournal.com]

.....argh! Now I am compelled to write the Spader / Cusack porn! Why, Lord? Why?!?!??! *exit, pursued by a plot bunny*

[3pipeproblem.livejournal.com]

*does not encourage you. oh no.*

[ex-pinkocrac87.livejournal.com]

Me neither. Never. *whistles innocently*

[3pipeproblem.livejournal.com]

Awww, your icon ♥

[treelines.livejournal.com]

No, no, no. ♥

Anyway, what? True Colors? May I have a synopsis?

[3pipeproblem.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha, it's kind of like The Great Gatsby...only not.

Cusack is the guy who comes from nowhere and has ambitions of being a Person of Great Importance; Spader's the one with the influential family. They end up at law school together and become best friends. Spader goes on to work for the justice department (his character is like the anti-Alan) and Cusack goes on to run for Senator...fairly predictable conflicts of interest arise. But it's SO slashy. I'm a fan.

[treelines.livejournal.com]

Oooo... I am a sucker for The Great Gatsby. Is there a 'Daisy' figure?

[3pipeproblem.livejournal.com]

There's a chick. I wouldn't belabor the comparison.

[treelines.livejournal.com]

Gotcha.

But, oo! Shiny! Spader and Cusack! *dances* Looks like a movie to go on my 'To Watch' list!

[3pipeproblem.livejournal.com]

Definitely watch it. And then write me slash. I think in Spader's opening monologue he confesses his love for Cusack.

[treelines.livejournal.com]

Gah.

Totally bumped it a few notches on the list.

[fence-post.livejournal.com]

True Colors! Man, any movie where almost every scene has either John Cusack or James Spader or both is a movie worth watching about a bazillion times. Also, I love John Cusack when he's not the hero of the story.

[3pipeproblem.livejournal.com]

And Spader isn't the villain OR a dork! It's earth-shattering.

[fence-post.livejournal.com]

Speaking of dorkyhero!Spader, I watched Alien Hunter yesterday. Oh dear.

[3pipeproblem.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA. That's the one with the line about cornfields and bathing suits!

[fence-post.livejournal.com]

Oh man. It was so bad. I love that in a movie. But it was a swing and a miss for Mr Spader.

[3pipeproblem.livejournal.com]

If you can ever get ahold of Tuff Turf...it costars Robert Downey Junior, both he and Spader look about 12, and Spader sings in it. And it's called Tuff Turf. I mean, what more can you ask for?

[fence-post.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahaha. Oh, I have to find that now. That's awesome. I have a collection of bad movies that I love, that one sounds like it could compete with Dino Putt 3 on the scale of good badness.

[3pipeproblem.livejournal.com]

Have a cap.

[fence-post.livejournal.com]

Awwww. He's so cute.

[3pipeproblem.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, before that he's all huddled in the covers. ♥

[fence-post.livejournal.com]

That's it, I have to see this movie.

[lightsallaround.livejournal.com]

My Funny English Blog: Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched swiss witch-bitches, watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch-bitch, which wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch watch switch?. (http://sexolives.com/blog/)
I hope you'll enjoy.

I lied about 100 words. I'm so cute when I'm delusional. (take 3)

[dien.livejournal.com]

"I thought you said the charges had been dropped?"

"Yes, and now they're being revived. If your salacious little mind insists on full details I'll fax you the frickin' detailed history, Alan. Are you taking my case or not?"

"Mmm. As you're constantly pointing out to me, Paul, you do have a law degree of your own. Thus, as you could represent yourself, I have to take this request as concession that, basically, you acknowledge how thoroughly superior my legal ass-kicking skills are to yours."

"Or maybe I just want to enjoy the view from the defense table of your ass as you saunter up to insult the judge."

"I-- do that again. Right there. ...yes."

"Yes?"

"Yes, I'll take the-- fuck!-- case."

"Good."

Re: I lied about 100 words. I'm so cute when I'm delusional. (take 3)

[3pipeproblem.livejournal.com]

Eeeeee!

I'm clearly tired, since I had to reread that last bit to make sense of what was going on ;) But that makes the faxing line hilarious.

And I love when Alan swears, because it's usually reflexive.

Re: I lied about 100 words. I'm so cute when I'm delusional. (take 3)

[dien.livejournal.com]

*giggles* *squishes them together* *pats your tired head*

Re: I lied about 100 words. I'm so cute when I'm delusional. (take 3)

[3pipeproblem.livejournal.com]

OMG7hoursofsleep *cackles with glee and returns to bed*