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I still haven't finished NDH (almost done with part one), but yeah, it's as awesome as everyone says.

Date: 2005-10-05 05:13 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] queen-kiwi.livejournal.com
Do not encourage me to write James Spader / John Cusack porn, because I will do it. You know I will.

Date: 2005-10-05 05:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 3pipeproblem.livejournal.com
I have no idea where John Cusack comes into this (the second pic is Bob Dylan) but have you ever seen True Colors? It slashes itself. Oh! I'll find you a cap in a sec ;)

Date: 2005-10-05 05:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 3pipeproblem.livejournal.com
Image

And then they definitely pour the shots over each other's heads.

Date: 2005-10-05 05:55 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
.....argh! Now I am compelled to write the Spader / Cusack porn! Why, Lord? Why?!?!??! *exit, pursued by a plot bunny*

Date: 2005-10-05 05:55 pm (UTC)
ext_53029: (Default)
From: [identity profile] queen-kiwi.livejournal.com
Yeah... um... what double post? It didn't happen... *whistle*

Date: 2005-10-05 05:55 pm (UTC)
ext_53029: (Default)
From: [identity profile] queen-kiwi.livejournal.com
.....argh! Now I am compelled to write the Spader / Cusack porn! Why, Lord? Why?!?!??! *exit, pursued by a plot bunny*

Date: 2005-10-05 06:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 3pipeproblem.livejournal.com
*does not encourage you. oh no.*

Date: 2005-10-05 07:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-pinkocrac87.livejournal.com
Me neither. Never. *whistles innocently*

Date: 2005-10-05 10:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treelines.livejournal.com
No, no, no.

Anyway, what? True Colors? May I have a synopsis?

Date: 2005-10-05 10:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 3pipeproblem.livejournal.com
Hahahaha, it's kind of like The Great Gatsby...only not.

Cusack is the guy who comes from nowhere and has ambitions of being a Person of Great Importance; Spader's the one with the influential family. They end up at law school together and become best friends. Spader goes on to work for the justice department (his character is like the anti-Alan) and Cusack goes on to run for Senator...fairly predictable conflicts of interest arise. But it's SO slashy. I'm a fan.

Date: 2005-10-05 11:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treelines.livejournal.com
Oooo... I am a sucker for The Great Gatsby. Is there a 'Daisy' figure?

Date: 2005-10-05 11:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 3pipeproblem.livejournal.com
There's a chick. I wouldn't belabor the comparison.

Date: 2005-10-05 11:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treelines.livejournal.com
Gotcha.

But, oo! Shiny! Spader and Cusack! *dances* Looks like a movie to go on my 'To Watch' list!

Date: 2005-10-05 11:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 3pipeproblem.livejournal.com
Definitely watch it. And then write me slash. I think in Spader's opening monologue he confesses his love for Cusack.

Date: 2005-10-05 11:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treelines.livejournal.com
Gah.

Totally bumped it a few notches on the list.

Date: 2005-10-05 10:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fence-post.livejournal.com
True Colors! Man, any movie where almost every scene has either John Cusack or James Spader or both is a movie worth watching about a bazillion times. Also, I love John Cusack when he's not the hero of the story.

Date: 2005-10-05 10:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 3pipeproblem.livejournal.com
And Spader isn't the villain OR a dork! It's earth-shattering.

Date: 2005-10-05 10:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fence-post.livejournal.com
Speaking of dorkyhero!Spader, I watched Alien Hunter yesterday. Oh dear.

Date: 2005-10-05 11:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 3pipeproblem.livejournal.com
HAHAHAHA. That's the one with the line about cornfields and bathing suits!

Date: 2005-10-05 11:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fence-post.livejournal.com
Oh man. It was so bad. I love that in a movie. But it was a swing and a miss for Mr Spader.

Date: 2005-10-05 11:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 3pipeproblem.livejournal.com
If you can ever get ahold of Tuff Turf...it costars Robert Downey Junior, both he and Spader look about 12, and Spader sings in it. And it's called Tuff Turf. I mean, what more can you ask for?

Date: 2005-10-05 11:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fence-post.livejournal.com
Hahahahahaha. Oh, I have to find that now. That's awesome. I have a collection of bad movies that I love, that one sounds like it could compete with Dino Putt 3 on the scale of good badness.

Date: 2005-10-06 03:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 3pipeproblem.livejournal.com
Hahaha, before that he's all huddled in the covers. ♥

Date: 2005-10-06 07:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fence-post.livejournal.com
That's it, I have to see this movie.

Date: 2005-10-06 12:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lightsallaround.livejournal.com
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I hope you'll enjoy.
From: [identity profile] dien.livejournal.com
"I thought you said the charges had been dropped?"

"Yes, and now they're being revived. If your salacious little mind insists on full details I'll fax you the frickin' detailed history, Alan. Are you taking my case or not?"

"Mmm. As you're constantly pointing out to me, Paul, you do have a law degree of your own. Thus, as you could represent yourself, I have to take this request as concession that, basically, you acknowledge how thoroughly superior my legal ass-kicking skills are to yours."

"Or maybe I just want to enjoy the view from the defense table of your ass as you saunter up to insult the judge."

"I-- do that again. Right there. ...yes."

"Yes?"

"Yes, I'll take the-- fuck!-- case."

"Good."
From: [identity profile] 3pipeproblem.livejournal.com
Eeeeee!

I'm clearly tired, since I had to reread that last bit to make sense of what was going on ;) But that makes the faxing line hilarious.

And I love when Alan swears, because it's usually reflexive.
From: [identity profile] dien.livejournal.com
*giggles* *squishes them together* *pats your tired head*
From: [identity profile] 3pipeproblem.livejournal.com
OMG7hoursofsleep *cackles with glee and returns to bed*

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