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AWWWWW Now I have to watch it.

Is it gonna make me sad?

Yes, but everything ends well. And there's hand-holding.

Que?

Is this going to make my Jimmy/Alan fic easier?

Not really, no.

Carolyn... I'm scared. Alan's not saying anything intelligible.

:(

He's scared too. Just you wait.

Oh, no, now he's talking about it. While in a milk bath. With Denny. He's really not that outwardly introspective normally, right? This isn't cool. I'm worried.

...Japan and all of it's seizure-inducing bright colors was definitely the wrong place for a mini-vac.

Only with Denny and not all that often.

Yeah, well, at least nobody will notice if he starts spouting gibberish.

*pets* You sound kinda pouty.

Wow. They held hands. With face masks.

I swear I'm not! I'm just tired and feeling bad for him. Besides, I had to endure discussion of a Denny/Kara wedding.

I told you! Gay!

Whaaaaaaaaa?

Oy vey. What happened on House?

There's really no further explanation. Kara's rationale was "Tucker will notice me"; Denny's was "she's blonde."

Um. Wilson's wife had cheated on him and he was thus living with House. House acquired a taste for Wilson's cooking, Wilson hired a maid for them, House kicked Wilson out but then deleted an answering machine message regarding Wilson moving to a new place while gazing at Wilson asleep on the couch. Some song about love played in the background all the while.

...that sounds scarily like a fanfic.

It so does.

I'm worried about all these shows. Sometimes I'll be watching something, like this word salad thing right now, and think, 'Have they been online?'

I'm liking this polygamous argument, though. For it, that is. I think it's cool. Don't know if I'd do it, myself, but... yeah. Cool.

And poor Alan. I'm guessing he's not going to have a mojito soon. (Also, it's awesome that they're thinking about the salad: 'paisley' for 'please'... there's another good example that I heard.)

Mill defended polygamy basically on the grounds that it was a self-regarding action and as long as it didn't harm anyone, he saw no reason to condemn it. Of course, Mill was in England and all the polygamists were sequestered away in Utah. But there was a Supreme Court case that ruled against it (Reynolds v. US), so even if Denise could gain the judge's sympathy...she was pretty much bound to lose.

(...I don't get it.)

Changing subject: AND NOW HE DOESN'T WANT ALAN'S FRIENDSHIP -- WHAT?!?!

(I think it's cool. I'm going to look it up on my own. I see angst!fic possibilities in other fandoms. I also see how it's totally Alan's worst fear.)

Well, he's Denny Crane. Friendship is a blessing he bestows on others.

(Oh, I meant the paisley thing. Which I still don't get. And yeah. Hahaha, there's a detective novel called Motherless Brooklyn and the narrator has Tourrette's. It reminds me of that.)

Awwwwww. Good ending. They were totally also pushing the DaVinci Code and iPods today though.

(Please has the "ee" the "l" and the "p" of 'paisley'. Paisley totally fits for salad -- it's far enough away to not just be a slip, but close enough so you could tell Alan was trying to talk. And I think he might, in a sort of twisted way, enjoy Tourrette's.)

They were bashing the DaVinci Code. I was pleased.

(Ah, ok. I suspect the novelty of Tourrette's would wear off veeeeery quickly.)

corrupting others.

*cackle*

except, well, they were all smoking, so i actually didn't breathe much during the episode. maybe that's why brad was a little less irksome than usual? lack of oxygen to my brain? but oh, kudos to paul for the "brad, stay away from her" bit. damn straight, otto, damn straight. <3

so.... denny needs to stand by his man. he's not as offended as i thought he would be.

I didn't mind Brad (hahaha, Vanessa did) but he definitely acted like an ass for some portions of the show. And then where Rachel was concerned he acted like an actual human being, so it's kind of a toss-up. I did like when the woman said to him, "Yeah, and you'll be sorry about the next one too."

Considering he's already slept with his man (several times, I might add) standing by him shouldn't be much trouble. 0:)

~~Alan loves Denny ♥ ♥ ♥~~

You watch the strangest TV ever!

You don't watch Boston Legal?

No I haven't. Is it good?

It's great! It's a crackfest. Don't tell me you don't watch House either.

I don't watch House but I mock the ads on FOX. Does that count? You should watch CSI: Miami... now that's a crackfest!

Boston Legal has William Shatner!!

CSI Miami has David Caruso!

...my mom watches Ghost Whisperer. Sometimes.

Jennifer Love Hewitt is a bitch. She comes into the store sometimes.

And it was fun to see Alan and Denny in clothes that were not suits. "Out of uniform", as it were.

~~Gay.~~

It was fun to see them out of the office as well. And it wasn't fun to see them fighting, but they get along ridiculously well most of the time, so it was interesting to watch ~~Alan~~ their friendship kind of break down.

~~He went through all that mental distress just because he realized how much he needs Denny! So gay!~~

OMG totally off topic, but you MUST MUST go see Brick if it comes out by you next week. It's amazing! Best Movie of the year! Best movie of the last two years!

Just so you know... it's Dennis Quaid's birthday.

Brenden Fraiser is still hotter.

You need to make a non boston legal/ tv post

Yeah, but I also have to write a paper about a book I haven't read.

Haven't you ever heard of sparknotes?!

Hahahaha, it's a history of the Pentagon Papers.

Beat up someone and force them to write it for you?

...for some reason this reminds me of that bibliography we made up for your science workshop project. bestbuy.com!

The sad part is I got an A (or excuse me a check plus) on that. Here's a tip don't answer your essay question. Just respond with the question "What do YOU think" Mrs. Nettlehorst would be proud.

Or I could write about understanding understanding.

Can you really understand understanding? What do YOU think. Maybe if you understand understanding you can make glue out of milk and other crap.