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Awwww, Alan. Awwwwwww.

ETA: Between this and House, gayest night of TV EVER.

nicalamity, where are you?

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Que?

Is this going to make my Jimmy/Alan fic easier?

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Not really, no.

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Carolyn... I'm scared. Alan's not saying anything intelligible.

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:(

He's scared too. Just you wait.

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Oh, no, now he's talking about it. While in a milk bath. With Denny. He's really not that outwardly introspective normally, right? This isn't cool. I'm worried.

...Japan and all of it's seizure-inducing bright colors was definitely the wrong place for a mini-vac.

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Only with Denny and not all that often.

Yeah, well, at least nobody will notice if he starts spouting gibberish.

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*pets* You sound kinda pouty.

Wow. They held hands. With face masks.

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I swear I'm not! I'm just tired and feeling bad for him. Besides, I had to endure discussion of a Denny/Kara wedding.

I told you! Gay!

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Whaaaaaaaaa?

Oy vey. What happened on House?

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There's really no further explanation. Kara's rationale was "Tucker will notice me"; Denny's was "she's blonde."

Um. Wilson's wife had cheated on him and he was thus living with House. House acquired a taste for Wilson's cooking, Wilson hired a maid for them, House kicked Wilson out but then deleted an answering machine message regarding Wilson moving to a new place while gazing at Wilson asleep on the couch. Some song about love played in the background all the while.

...that sounds scarily like a fanfic.

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It so does.

I'm worried about all these shows. Sometimes I'll be watching something, like this word salad thing right now, and think, 'Have they been online?'

I'm liking this polygamous argument, though. For it, that is. I think it's cool. Don't know if I'd do it, myself, but... yeah. Cool.

And poor Alan. I'm guessing he's not going to have a mojito soon. (Also, it's awesome that they're thinking about the salad: 'paisley' for 'please'... there's another good example that I heard.)

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Mill defended polygamy basically on the grounds that it was a self-regarding action and as long as it didn't harm anyone, he saw no reason to condemn it. Of course, Mill was in England and all the polygamists were sequestered away in Utah. But there was a Supreme Court case that ruled against it (Reynolds v. US), so even if Denise could gain the judge's sympathy...she was pretty much bound to lose.

(...I don't get it.)

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Changing subject: AND NOW HE DOESN'T WANT ALAN'S FRIENDSHIP -- WHAT?!?!

(I think it's cool. I'm going to look it up on my own. I see angst!fic possibilities in other fandoms. I also see how it's totally Alan's worst fear.)

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Well, he's Denny Crane. Friendship is a blessing he bestows on others.

(Oh, I meant the paisley thing. Which I still don't get. And yeah. Hahaha, there's a detective novel called Motherless Brooklyn and the narrator has Tourrette's. It reminds me of that.)

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Awwwwww. Good ending. They were totally also pushing the DaVinci Code and iPods today though.

(Please has the "ee" the "l" and the "p" of 'paisley'. Paisley totally fits for salad -- it's far enough away to not just be a slip, but close enough so you could tell Alan was trying to talk. And I think he might, in a sort of twisted way, enjoy Tourrette's.)

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They were bashing the DaVinci Code. I was pleased.

(Ah, ok. I suspect the novelty of Tourrette's would wear off veeeeery quickly.)