3pipeproblem: (Alan the pimp)
3pipeproblem ([personal profile] 3pipeproblem) wrote2005-10-05 10:26 am

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Oh, I amuse me (cap courtesy [livejournal.com profile] septicemic). BL thoughts later.



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I still haven't finished NDH (almost done with part one), but yeah, it's as awesome as everyone says.

I lied about 100 words. I'm so cute when I'm delusional. (take 3)

[identity profile] dien.livejournal.com 2005-10-07 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
"I thought you said the charges had been dropped?"

"Yes, and now they're being revived. If your salacious little mind insists on full details I'll fax you the frickin' detailed history, Alan. Are you taking my case or not?"

"Mmm. As you're constantly pointing out to me, Paul, you do have a law degree of your own. Thus, as you could represent yourself, I have to take this request as concession that, basically, you acknowledge how thoroughly superior my legal ass-kicking skills are to yours."

"Or maybe I just want to enjoy the view from the defense table of your ass as you saunter up to insult the judge."

"I-- do that again. Right there. ...yes."

"Yes?"

"Yes, I'll take the-- fuck!-- case."

"Good."

Re: I lied about 100 words. I'm so cute when I'm delusional. (take 3)

[identity profile] 3pipeproblem.livejournal.com 2005-10-07 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Eeeeee!

I'm clearly tired, since I had to reread that last bit to make sense of what was going on ;) But that makes the faxing line hilarious.

And I love when Alan swears, because it's usually reflexive.

Re: I lied about 100 words. I'm so cute when I'm delusional. (take 3)

[identity profile] dien.livejournal.com 2005-10-07 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
*giggles* *squishes them together* *pats your tired head*

Re: I lied about 100 words. I'm so cute when I'm delusional. (take 3)

[identity profile] 3pipeproblem.livejournal.com 2005-10-08 09:12 am (UTC)(link)
OMG7hoursofsleep *cackles with glee and returns to bed*