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[3pipeproblem]

I just had the most cracked out Alan dream ever. Oh! And I figured out why I wanted to do nothing but sleep all day: when it gets really hot, my mom turns off the air conditioning, because we apparently can't afford it. Why we even have it if we're going to do that is beyond me. But I have stolen her fan, so now all is well.

Anyway, cracked out dream. Alan was clearly in a coma because he was soliloquizing (and it was totally Spader's voice, which was a nice fringe benefit) as people...did something around a pool. Then he started doing Hamlet's "To be or not to be" but at "to die, to sleep" instead of continuing he started substituting in random verbs. Then he talked about antipsychotics and psychologists for a bit and there were some clever turns of phrase that escape me now...I woke up completely confused. But it was great.

Also, our ice machine is out of ice because some genius elected to turn it off.

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_redcorvette/]

you dream about weird crap!

[beechball.livejournal.com]

Um, wow. I think if I live with your family I would have gone mad/killed them. I mean, seriously, why would you turn the ice maker off?

[3pipeproblem.livejournal.com]

I've clearly already reached the "gone mad" stage.

[beechball.livejournal.com]

Well, at least it ended up being the going mad in an eccentric way not the heads-in-the-freezer way.

Although, if it had been the freezer head type then the ice might not be any good even if the maker were on.

[3pipeproblem.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, wow.

Also, my mom took the fan back and informed me that if I turned on the AC I COULD PAY THE ELECTRIC BILL!!!!111 (Maybe my sister leaving the computer on 24/7 has something to do with the high bill?)

[beechball.livejournal.com]

Wow, what a bitchy thing to do. You should break the fan. If you can't have it then no one can!

[3pipeproblem.livejournal.com]

That would lead to one of two results:

1) I buy her a new fan.

2) We turn on the AC and I play the electric bill.

Or, I guess, 3) All of the above.

[3pipeproblem.livejournal.com]

PAY the electric bill, even.

[beechball.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's probably true. Could you frame someone else though?

[moomookrymoo.livejournal.com]

So does this mean that your mom has the air condictioning on when it's mildly hot? I'm all confused.