Dirty dozen meme
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3pipeproblem1) Alan Shore
2) Chris Keller
3) Jack Bauer
4) Sherlock Holmes
5) Dale Cooper
6) Tommy Gavin
7) Greg House
8) Brad Chase
9) Tara Wilson
10) Denny Crane
11) Tobias Beecher
12) Ryan O'Reily
Have you ever read a Tommy Gavin/Tobias Beecher fic? Do you want to?
Hell no and hell yes. They could meet in AA, plummet from the wagon together, hate themselves and destroy property. What could be better?
Do you think Sherlock Holmes is hot? How hot?
Holmes is mega-hot. In an underfed, cocaine-addicted kind of way. And when he's listening to music and gets all dreamy-eyed...beyond hot.
What would happen if Ryan O'Reily got Brad Chase pregnant?
My head would explode.
...er. No, I really can't get past that, other than to note that O'Reily and Brad are pretty much exact opposites.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Tara?
Hahaha, not really, since they don't exist.
Would Chris Keller and Tommy Gavin make a good couple?
I don't even know if Keller and Beecher are what you'd call a good couple. He and Gavin would have a lot in common...and would undoubtedly hate each other.
Dale Cooper/Tara Wilson or Dale Cooper/Denny Crane? Why?
Coop/Tara, although he might be too--heh--wholesome for her. Maybe not, though. Cooper and Denny would be a lot like Cooper and Cole--a great deal of shouting back and forth. And he deserves someone a hell of a lot better than Annie.Someone like Albert Rosenfield.
What would happen if House walked in on Chris Keller and Ryan O'Reily having sex?
Never happen because O'Reily is straight straight straight, but he would probably stop, stare and tell O'Reily to be sure to wash his hands before returning to cooking in the cafeteria. Which would set this in season...oh, I don't know. But I bet House would've loved the ground-up-glass-in-food trick.
Make up a summary for a Jack Bauer/Denny Crane fic.
With time running out, Jack must force a confession from a native of whatever nation we're stereotyping this season in order to save the lives of Tony, Chloe, and everyone else at CTU. But mostly Tony and Chloe. He finds himself stonewalled by, of all things, a lawyer. Will the words "Denny Crane" mark the end of his career? (And Chloe's life?)
Is there any such thing as Alan/Brad fluff?
Personally, I consider anything where Alan doesn't verbally eviscerate Brad fluff.
Suggest a title for a House/O'Reily hurt/comfort fic.
Oh, you know. Doctor's Orders. Detox could work as well. Why is this strangely plausible? No, wait!
"I Was a Man with Breast Cancer and he was the Doctor Who Saved Me"
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Sherlock Holmes to deflower Alan Shore?
Apprenticeship would work well, since little!Alan would obviously worship Holmes. I could rewrite "The Speckled Band" (Holmes straightening the bent poker! Alan would love it!) and instead of sitting on the bed waiting for the snake to show up, they could, you know, have sex in it and then catch the killer. Or get bitten and die. But neither would die a virgin, and that's the important thing.
Does anyone on your friends list read House slash?
Yup.
Does anyone on your friends list read Jack Bauer het?
I'm pretty sure they do.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Tobias Beecher?
They do indeed.
Would anyone on your friends list write Chris Keller/Sherlock Holmes/Dale Cooper?
Ha. I wish. Holmes/Cooper would work well. They'd have to be questioning Keller or something.With their penises.
What might Denny Crane scream at a moment of great passion?
...I think we all know.
If you wrote a song-fic about Brad Chase, which song would you choose?
Never, but..."What a Good Boy" by Barenaked Ladies
If you wrote a Alan/Tommy Gavin/Ryan O'Reily fic, what would the warnings be?
...
WARNING: Alan Shore, Tommy Gavin, and Ryan O'Reily in the same room?
This is...the biggest disaster ever. Tommy would hate Alan, Alan would probably get a kick out of Tommy and be suspicious of Ryan, and Ryan is identical to Tommy's brother. If they could figure out a way to get along, though, they'd make a great team of evil overlords.
What might be a good pick-up line for Keller to use on Denny Crane?
*snort* "Wanna wrestle?" Which, knowing Denny, he would.
When was the last time you read a fic about Dale Cooper?
*sniff* Long ago and far away. Someone write me some Coop fic?
What is Tommy Gavin's super-sekrit kink?
The only thing I can think of is fire, which is just so fucked up it might be plausible.
Would Beecher shag Tara? Drunk or sober?
Yes, and either. I think even insane!Beecher would have the sense to have sex with Tara.
If Jack Bauer and Greg House get together, who tops?
If Jack Bauer and House get together, someone is going to die. I can't see Bauer doing anything other than topping, though.
"Alan and Tara are in a happy relationship [!!!] until Tara suddenly runs off with Sherlock Holmes. Alan, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Beecher and a brief unhappy affair with O'Reily, then follows the wise advice of Dale Cooper and finds true love with Jack Bauer." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Hahaha, I'd name it after one of those random cases Watson mentions but never elaborates on. Lemme see if I can find them...gragh. I fail. Stupid broken laptop.
How would you feel if House/Brad Chase was canon?
Like a million voices had cried out in pain and were suddenly silenced.
2) Chris Keller
3) Jack Bauer
4) Sherlock Holmes
5) Dale Cooper
6) Tommy Gavin
7) Greg House
8) Brad Chase
9) Tara Wilson
10) Denny Crane
11) Tobias Beecher
12) Ryan O'Reily
Have you ever read a Tommy Gavin/Tobias Beecher fic? Do you want to?
Hell no and hell yes. They could meet in AA, plummet from the wagon together, hate themselves and destroy property. What could be better?
Do you think Sherlock Holmes is hot? How hot?
Holmes is mega-hot. In an underfed, cocaine-addicted kind of way. And when he's listening to music and gets all dreamy-eyed...beyond hot.
What would happen if Ryan O'Reily got Brad Chase pregnant?
My head would explode.
...er. No, I really can't get past that, other than to note that O'Reily and Brad are pretty much exact opposites.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Tara?
Hahaha, not really, since they don't exist.
Would Chris Keller and Tommy Gavin make a good couple?
I don't even know if Keller and Beecher are what you'd call a good couple. He and Gavin would have a lot in common...and would undoubtedly hate each other.
Dale Cooper/Tara Wilson or Dale Cooper/Denny Crane? Why?
Coop/Tara, although he might be too--heh--wholesome for her. Maybe not, though. Cooper and Denny would be a lot like Cooper and Cole--a great deal of shouting back and forth. And he deserves someone a hell of a lot better than Annie.
What would happen if House walked in on Chris Keller and Ryan O'Reily having sex?
Never happen because O'Reily is straight straight straight, but he would probably stop, stare and tell O'Reily to be sure to wash his hands before returning to cooking in the cafeteria. Which would set this in season...oh, I don't know. But I bet House would've loved the ground-up-glass-in-food trick.
Make up a summary for a Jack Bauer/Denny Crane fic.
With time running out, Jack must force a confession from a native of whatever nation we're stereotyping this season in order to save the lives of Tony, Chloe, and everyone else at CTU. But mostly Tony and Chloe. He finds himself stonewalled by, of all things, a lawyer. Will the words "Denny Crane" mark the end of his career? (And Chloe's life?)
Is there any such thing as Alan/Brad fluff?
Personally, I consider anything where Alan doesn't verbally eviscerate Brad fluff.
Suggest a title for a House/O'Reily hurt/comfort fic.
Oh, you know. Doctor's Orders. Detox could work as well. Why is this strangely plausible? No, wait!
"I Was a Man with Breast Cancer and he was the Doctor Who Saved Me"
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Sherlock Holmes to deflower Alan Shore?
Apprenticeship would work well, since little!Alan would obviously worship Holmes. I could rewrite "The Speckled Band" (Holmes straightening the bent poker! Alan would love it!) and instead of sitting on the bed waiting for the snake to show up, they could, you know, have sex in it and then catch the killer. Or get bitten and die. But neither would die a virgin, and that's the important thing.
Does anyone on your friends list read House slash?
Yup.
Does anyone on your friends list read Jack Bauer het?
I'm pretty sure they do.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Tobias Beecher?
They do indeed.
Would anyone on your friends list write Chris Keller/Sherlock Holmes/Dale Cooper?
Ha. I wish. Holmes/Cooper would work well. They'd have to be questioning Keller or something.
What might Denny Crane scream at a moment of great passion?
...I think we all know.
If you wrote a song-fic about Brad Chase, which song would you choose?
Never, but..."What a Good Boy" by Barenaked Ladies
If you wrote a Alan/Tommy Gavin/Ryan O'Reily fic, what would the warnings be?
...
WARNING: Alan Shore, Tommy Gavin, and Ryan O'Reily in the same room?
This is...the biggest disaster ever. Tommy would hate Alan, Alan would probably get a kick out of Tommy and be suspicious of Ryan, and Ryan is identical to Tommy's brother. If they could figure out a way to get along, though, they'd make a great team of evil overlords.
What might be a good pick-up line for Keller to use on Denny Crane?
*snort* "Wanna wrestle?" Which, knowing Denny, he would.
When was the last time you read a fic about Dale Cooper?
*sniff* Long ago and far away. Someone write me some Coop fic?
What is Tommy Gavin's super-sekrit kink?
The only thing I can think of is fire, which is just so fucked up it might be plausible.
Would Beecher shag Tara? Drunk or sober?
Yes, and either. I think even insane!Beecher would have the sense to have sex with Tara.
If Jack Bauer and Greg House get together, who tops?
If Jack Bauer and House get together, someone is going to die. I can't see Bauer doing anything other than topping, though.
"Alan and Tara are in a happy relationship [!!!] until Tara suddenly runs off with Sherlock Holmes. Alan, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Beecher and a brief unhappy affair with O'Reily, then follows the wise advice of Dale Cooper and finds true love with Jack Bauer." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Hahaha, I'd name it after one of those random cases Watson mentions but never elaborates on. Lemme see if I can find them...gragh. I fail. Stupid broken laptop.
How would you feel if House/Brad Chase was canon?
Like a million voices had cried out in pain and were suddenly silenced.
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