Entertain me at work!

[3pipeproblem]

Name a character and I'll give you three or more "facts" from my personal fanon about that character. If it isn't a fandom I know anything about, I'll make something up.

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[likeadeuce.livejournal.com]

GOB

[3pipeproblem.livejournal.com]

...turned out this was just the excuse I needed to go watch an hour of Arrested :D

That said, some of these might either be canon or have been contradicted in canon. I'm very bad at keeping track when it comes to Arrested.

1. Once, when Franklin was feeling blue--I could make any number of offensive puns here, but since I'm not in character I'll refrain--GOB decided to make him a brother named Mitchell. But Mitchell put too much pressure on Franklin and was always harping on him about responsibility, so ultimately GOB had to chuck him into the ocean. Plans for a third puppet, Chester, were scrapped.

2. On Friday nights, GOB drag races his Segway. He makes sounds simulating the revving of the engine. (And of course, there would be some incident where an event involving the word "drag" is advertised, GOB shows up expecting to race, and finds a bunch of men in women's clothing. Tobias among them.)

3. Tried to seduce Michael's wife. Unfortunately (for GOB, anyway), the moment was ruined when he prematurely squirted his lighter fluid.

...hahahaha, I think I need to stop.

[likeadeuce.livejournal.com]

Hee hee hee, awesome!

[3pipeproblem.livejournal.com]

That reminds me, I've been meaning to worship your icon for a while now. It's amazing!

[likeadeuce.livejournal.com]

Hahah, credit zomgitskristin for the graphics.

The text is. . .just really really perfect for Cable. It's hard to exactly get it across without knowing the canon, but he's a soldier-from-the-future type who is constantly using his allegedly superior knowledge to manipulate his nearest and dearest. And the narrative style of the "Cable & Deadpool" comic is pretty much: the traditional superhero comic as Arrested Development: the traditional sitcom.

I'd like to figure out a way to write shipper fic between the AD narrator and Deadpool's 4th-wall-breaking narrative bubbles.

[3pipeproblem.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA OMG I would love to read that!