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This weekend, I watched Heroes. It's definitely not the sort of show I could or would watch on a weekly basis--too many of the characters are either dull as dirt or actively annoying, and I wound up checking my email during most of their scenes (I'm looking at you, Peter Petrelli!)--but the fact that there was one overarching storyline was enough to keep me interested for...three days or so.



Mr. Bennet is awesome. My favorite episode by far was "Company Man" (although any episode that contains 0 Peter Petrelli is probably bound to be my favorite). After a cursory examination of Heroes fandom, I'm kind of astounded by what most people choose to write about. Surely there's a good fic out there about Bennet and Claude working as partners.

I also liked Parkman quite a bit, though it was kind of weird how his wife essentially disappeared during the last part of the season. He had some great lines--all I can remember right now is Bennet giving him this long description of the dire consequences that will result if Parkman's unable to get them past security, and Parkman's like, "A 'no' would've sufficed." Bennet thinking in Japanese was also win.

Like the rest of the internets, I love Hiro & Ando. I was kind of amazed at how well they pulled off the Hiro/Charlie storyline (even if it was ridiculously short), since most of show's female characters are pretty uninteresting. And I think the actors are absolutely wonderful--the characters would probably be pretty lame in someone else's hands, but Hiro's optimism and enthusiasm are convincing and sometimes contagious. Hahahaha, and Ando's weakness for women was done well, too. I loved the scene where Hiro sniffed and went, "Are you wearing cologne?" Having their conversations in Japanese with subtitles was kind of ballsy (although I guess they might be figuring on some viewers being anime fans) and I'm glad they went with it.

In less squeeful news...

Peter Petrelli is retarded. I knew this before I watched the show, but oh my god. If I never hear about how compassionate he is, or how he's a dreamer, or how he can love unconditionally ever again, it'll be much too soon. He's just...an idiot. I'm not especially fond of Milo Ventimiglia's "acting," either. Even his screaming (which, God knows, he does a lot), yelling, and choking is fairly unconvincing. He and Lake Bell need a show (preferably one where they both play marine biologists) so they can act at each other with their foreheads.

I also thought Nikki, DL, Micah, Isaac and Simone were pretty damn boring. And the show's writers seemed so enamored of Nikki's storyline, which I didn't find at all interesting. So many of the characters have very little backstory (not that I need tons and tons of exposition within the first three minutes of meeting them *cough*MOHINDER*cough*) and are defined simply in terms of their powers, the people they love, and the drugs they happen to abuse. Isaac, for instance, is a fairly prominent character during the first 2/3 of the season, and all we really know about him is that he's a painter, he is/was addicted to heroin, he can paint the future, and he loves Simone. Oh, and I guess that he and Simone liked to make out on her dad's roof. I'm all for revealing things a little bit at a time, but we learn nothing about Isaac beyond those facts. That's barely a sentence! They couldn't have added just a little more depth?

I did, however, love the Simone/Isaac/Peter triangle, because I didn't give a shit about any of the characters. Simone would be dramatically interrogating Isaac about Peter's wherabouts and guess what? I didn't care! Isaac would be shooting at Peter and guess what? I didn't care! I LOLed--literally--when Simone was shot, because everyone in that love triangle is an idiot and really, what did they expect?

Mohinder is also boring. I almost didn't get past the first part of the first episode because of the terrible exposition. His voiceovers are either irritating or comical, depending on how much I've had to drink.

Oh, and I like Claire (I like her whole family, actually), but how the hell is Peter/Claire such a huge ship? Other than "they're both pretty." I saw the first couple scenes they were in together--meeting at the tropy case, running around in the school, and then talking at the hospital--and they didn't overwhelm me with chemistry. Of course, this could be because Peter always seems like he's just been conked on the head with a massive rock.

And now that I've seen the finale, I'm kind of over the show. I'd just like to write a Hiro & Ando & Alan & Denny fic. With time travel.



The guy who was rooming with me left behind a bottle of Kahlua and an entire cheesecake. I could not have asked for more.

Date: 2007-05-28 07:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_redcorvette/
hahahah I love this. And you're lucky your roomie would leave you wish such fantastic parting gifts.

I like Hiro... and I like Claire and her Dad. The rest are lame.

Date: 2007-05-28 07:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 3pipeproblem.livejournal.com
I'm going to make white Russians! After I buy some cream.

Yeah, pretty much. I also wanted Mr. Muggles to turn out to have superpowers. I asked my friend if he would and my friend said, "I don't want to spoil you." What a punk.

I don't understand why everyone wants to write about the least interesting characters! I almost signed up for a ficathon, but I realized I'd have to put "will not write Peter Petrelli" on my sign-up.

Date: 2007-05-28 07:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_redcorvette/
Peter reminds me of a young Stalone. (Stallone? I don't know.)

Date: 2007-05-28 07:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 3pipeproblem.livejournal.com
Hahahaha, I can totally see it in Stallone's imdb headshot! I don't think I've ever seen a Stallone movie, though.

Date: 2007-05-28 07:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_redcorvette/
hahahah lucky you!!

Date: 2007-05-28 08:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zandra-x.livejournal.com
I watched a couple shows when it first came on but I couldn't get past the clunky exposition. If it were all Hiro and Nathan Petrelli (omg, Pasdar) I could watch it.

Date: 2007-05-28 08:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 3pipeproblem.livejournal.com
See, I didn't like Nathan as much as I thought I would. I suspect part of the problem was that so many of his scenes were either with or about Peter. No complaints about Pasdar, though. Did you watch far enough along to at least see one of Hiro's scenes with Nathan? Those are fantastic.

And ugh, the exposition. Truly awful. It plagued the AU futuristic episode, too, which by all rights should have been awesome and instead...wasn't.

Date: 2007-05-28 09:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitterbyrden.livejournal.com
The first and only time I wanted to hump Peter Petrelli was in that Five Years Gone episode. I'm so obvious. Scar? Check. Billowing black coat of pain and emo? Check. Semi-pornographic power vs. power fistfight with Sylar? Checkmate.

The show is vapid, but entertaining. Mostly.

Date: 2007-05-28 10:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 3pipeproblem.livejournal.com
Hahahahaha. I was not impressed. No offense to your kinks, but even AU!Peter was fairly lame and unoriginal. Dating a stripper? Psh.

Yes, although it has no right to be as popular as it is. Which could be said of most TV shows, I guess.

Date: 2007-05-28 10:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zandra-x.livejournal.com
No, I didn't anywhere near any Hiro-Nathan scenes, though I've heard tell of them. I just read a fanfic about an imagined scene where Hiro introduces Nathan to waffles. Yes, I'd so watch that.

Date: 2007-05-29 09:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 3pipeproblem.livejournal.com
Awww, they're few and far between, but super cute (plus, Nathan's shirtless in the first one).

Do you have a link to the fic?

Date: 2007-05-30 09:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zandra-x.livejournal.com
Link to story. 8 }

http://selenak.livejournal.com/294938.html#cutid1

Date: 2007-06-02 06:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 3pipeproblem.livejournal.com
Thank you! *runs off to read*
From: [identity profile] sparkofmyteens.livejournal.com
Hahaha I think part of the reason I like Peter is because he's such a GIANT EMO PANSY. I want him vs. emo!Spiderman stat. I don't know what it is but this is the first tv show I have liked from start to finish for like AGES. Granted if I ever sat down and thought about it, I would probably be like lol wtf but it's fun tv for me at least. Hopefully "NO BACKSTORY HERE'S SUM POWERS LOL" will be cleared up with the second season? PERHAPS. ... Maybe.

I think what I like best is that it's pretty much just super funtime crackstravaganza. "HERE'S SOME BROTHERS WHO ARE STRANGELY CLOSE. HERE'S ALI LARTER BEING HOT WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES. BTW BRAINS LOLOLOL"

I haven't had so much fun watching tv in like ages, and I'm horribly, horribly difficult to keep entertained for the most part.

Ps. I can see Peter/Claire just because he seems like FREAKISHLY OBSESSED with her? And not in a "CHILDREN ARE THE FUTURE" way. More like "CHILDREN ARE MY FUTURE COME TO ME CLAIRE btw you might have to shoot me that okay lol" But he would probably be that way even if the cheerleader wasn't conveniently related to him. Sylar is for brains, Hiro is for nerd playtime, and the Petrellis are for "we're in ur show, thinkin bout ur hot underage cuz moar than u might b comfortable wit."
From: [identity profile] 3pipeproblem.livejournal.com
HAHAHAHA yes. The show is delightfully ridiculous sometimes--like Isaac shooting at invisible!Peter. And most of Sylar's lines. And Peter "dying" in his mom being all "we need to hide the corpse zomg!!!11" Also the fact that there was a nuclear reaction in the Bennets' house and...the police weren't at all concerned.

Actually, I found the whole mindwipe thing hysterically funny.

It's kind of like watching 24--you just have to sit back and not ask too many questions. I do like the flexibility the show has thanks to all the crazy superpowers. The 5YG AU could've been great.

P.S. I noticed he was freakishly obsessed, but I guess I chalked that up to his obvious mental deficiency. It's like...a small child who's just learned to speak repeating the last word they heard. (It's kind of like everyone on the show repeating "Save the cheerleader, save the world.") I really can't imagine Peter in a relationship because he is RETARDED and there would be CONSENT ISSUES (on his part).

Your insight into Peter's thought process, by the way, is uncanny. I'm 99% sure he thinks in capslock.
From: [identity profile] sparkofmyteens.livejournal.com
Peter Petrelli's brain is an endless stream of cat macros.

"Peter you need to do something more with your life than take care of dying people."

"DO NOT WANT"

"Peter we can't fly."

"NO UR DOIN IT WRONG"

Date: 2007-05-31 10:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dien.livejournal.com
http://mavra.perilith.com/~rfreebern/gradelevel/

Alan scored 10th grade.

Before you get offended on his behalf, you and I both scored 8th. Paul was 7th, and poor Gabriel was fifth!

Date: 2007-05-31 04:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 3pipeproblem.livejournal.com
I guess that makes Alan's writing sophomoric?

This is addictive. I'm currently looking up all the people I can't stand.

Date: 2007-06-04 04:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] queenof1000days.livejournal.com
Dear [livejournal.com profile] 3pipeproblem

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