All occasions are informing against me already

Later I promise a Ulysses update. When I'm not in such a pissy mood. I know, try to contain your excitement.

So I woke up this morning, as I am in the habit of doing (at 7:45, for the record) and I've got like 10 minutes to get ready for work, as I usually do. This mainly involves showering and packing up my laptop (so I can doing important things like write LJ entries and use my music to block out the insane security guards). Only today I wake up and my roommate is in the shower. Uh...WTF? There's no reason she should even be awake at 7:45, much less showering. Plus, she takes a crazy long time (I take like 4 minute showers. She gave me enough time to watch some of last night's 24.) and then she goes back to bed. The hell? And of course I am now late for work. Ugh. And I won't even go into my repeated journeys to and from the 25th floor in the building in order to get cups that someone else should have stocked. I have a headache already. And thinking about today's schedule doesn't help.

( Cut because it makes *me* sick )

( Umm. I distinctly recall selecting all the Giles answers. )