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I just had the most cracked out Alan dream ever. Oh! And I figured out why I wanted to do nothing but sleep all day: when it gets really hot, my mom turns off the air conditioning, because we apparently can't afford it. Why we even have it if we're going to do that is beyond me. But I have stolen her fan, so now all is well.

Anyway, cracked out dream. Alan was clearly in a coma because he was soliloquizing (and it was totally Spader's voice, which was a nice fringe benefit) as people...did something around a pool. Then he started doing Hamlet's "To be or not to be" but at "to die, to sleep" instead of continuing he started substituting in random verbs. Then he talked about antipsychotics and psychologists for a bit and there were some clever turns of phrase that escape me now...I woke up completely confused. But it was great.

Also, our ice machine is out of ice because some genius elected to turn it off.