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FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young FIREFIGHTER named CROWLEY. He was LASCIVIOUSLY CONJUGATING in the EXPENSIVE forest when he met EFFULGENT AZIRAPHALE, a run-away LAWYER from the LOVELY Queen PEPPER.

CROWLEY could see that EFFULGENT AZIRAPHALE was hungry so he reached into his TIN and give him his EVIL PEAS. EFFULGENT AZIRAPHALE was thankful for CROWLEY's PEAS, so he told CROWLEY a very SUPER KOOL TO THE MAX story about Queen PEPPER's daughter ROXIE. How her mother, the LOVELY Queen PEPPER, kept her locked away in a TEMPLE protected by a gigantic HAWK, because ROXIE was so SHINY.

CROWLEY LIMPED. He vowed to EFFULGENT AZIRAPHALE the LAWYER that he would save the SHINY ROXIE. He would CUTS the HAWK, and take ROXIE far away from her eveil mother, the LOVELY Queen PEPPER, and SPRINTS her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a CUTE FLOOD and EFFULGENT AZIRAPHALE the LAWYER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic HAWK from his story. LOVELY Queen PEPPER DIED out from behind a PEN and struck CROWLEY dead. In the far off TEMPLE you could hear a SPLAT.