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3pipeproblemI am ill. I attribute this to the sauna that is my room (why the fuck is the heat on? I have a fan going and the heat on in here) and that damnable book about Sri Lanka. Fortunately, I should finish with it today. Unfortunately, I have a sore throat and feel like shit. I just want to watch a movie. Or those 4 episodes of MI-5 that I have yet to watch.
These are all out of context. But be nice to me, I'm sick.
"I'm an embezzler. We'll get lunch."
"Alan. I'm not having sex with you."
"It's all right. You bring any friends?"
"I've always wanted to farm apples. Cortland, not Macintosh. They make for a much tarter crisp."
"Well, I thought if I saved time you might go easier on me."
Alan rocks because, near as I can tell, he has no respect for the system whatsoever.
And Brian came over last night. He looked at my Matchstick Men desktop, screensaver, and discovered that I'd read the book in one day, more or less.
Then he asked me if I knew what obsessive-compulsive disorder was.
*snicker*
EDIT: Fuck! I didn't seriously have a random apostrophe in the cut tag, did I? Now I know I'm sick.
These are all out of context. But be nice to me, I'm sick.
"I'm an embezzler. We'll get lunch."
"Alan. I'm not having sex with you."
"It's all right. You bring any friends?"
"I've always wanted to farm apples. Cortland, not Macintosh. They make for a much tarter crisp."
"Well, I thought if I saved time you might go easier on me."
Alan rocks because, near as I can tell, he has no respect for the system whatsoever.
And Brian came over last night. He looked at my Matchstick Men desktop, screensaver, and discovered that I'd read the book in one day, more or less.
Then he asked me if I knew what obsessive-compulsive disorder was.
*snicker*
EDIT: Fuck! I didn't seriously have a random apostrophe in the cut tag, did I? Now I know I'm sick.
