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Damn you, Jimmy! I wanted the drunken revelation as to why Shore is self-destructive! And are they building up to Shore/Ellenor, or is it just friendship? Eh, whatever. I love Alan and want to marry him. So basically, no change in our relationship.

Quotes! (Many of them out of context)

"That's very kind of you but I already have a knife."
"Bad policeman! Very bad."
"Trainees at the academy are now advised to look under tables. It's been a giant leap for law enforcement."
"Actually, I was searching for the real killer, your honor. With OJ."
"Ignorance is not only bliss, it happens to be constitutional."

"Alan? Can I talk to you for a second?"
"Well, not in that room, it might contain evil."

"I typically loathe the word 'plethora' but when it can be used aggressively..."
"I don't hug clients. I grope them on occasion..."
"A party! Where's the punch?"