3pipeproblem

Ok, regardless of how utterly spork-worthy this thing is, the bad guy is named MADDOX. I keep picturing him as a pirate and snickering...

The mind reels. ~~I think I'll write Stephen/Bloom just to remind myself what intellectual pursuits are like~~ No, wait. I'll write a paper on group identification and intergroup conflict! Excellent!

This has been a cry for help. Now back to your regularly scheduled programming.

Oh, and GIP. From

cruelest_month

EDIT: Ha! The stupid Mary Sue almost killed herself while showing off. Dumbass. Plus, her name is Kim and I keep picturing Kimberly Bauer. And Dorian's kid is named Tristan and I keep picturing my TA...