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Dec. 13th, 2003 01:17 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
3pipeproblemI would be asleep right now, but as I was cleaning my room I stumbled upon some Alan Shore quotes!
"Well, it sounds like a crisis. If so, enjoy that."
"That's fraud, Alan!"
"I said if it were me."
"Is there anything you wouldn't do?"
"For example?"
"I was only trying to bed Tara. I promise!"
"It's important when you meet with him to act nutty."
"You're not here to serve a process. Or an adversarial system second to none in the world. If you're lucky, you'll have the opportunity, every once in a great while, to defend a decent human being who really doesn't belong in prison. You've got one here. You know what you do in those situations, Tara? Whatever you can. Nothing more, but nothing less."
Spader's delivery was...guh. I still remember it.
And Eugene! "Not everything's a gay thing, Jimmy."
"Well, it sounds like a crisis. If so, enjoy that."
"That's fraud, Alan!"
"I said if it were me."
"Is there anything you wouldn't do?"
"For example?"
"I was only trying to bed Tara. I promise!"
"It's important when you meet with him to act nutty."
"You're not here to serve a process. Or an adversarial system second to none in the world. If you're lucky, you'll have the opportunity, every once in a great while, to defend a decent human being who really doesn't belong in prison. You've got one here. You know what you do in those situations, Tara? Whatever you can. Nothing more, but nothing less."
Spader's delivery was...guh. I still remember it.
And Eugene! "Not everything's a gay thing, Jimmy."
