What a way to start my day

I wake up and my leg is numb. It's all knotted and shit. I guess. I'm not sure, since I never get cramps. So I massage it a little and then try to walk. Big mistake. I limp around my room and stagger back into bed.

Hmmm...the thing is, I don't know why this happened. DDR is the only thing I can think of.

There's no way I can work like this. At all.

Maybe my mom will know what to do. She is, after all, a PE major.

Score!

My mom (kind of) fixed my leg AND gave me Photoshop Elements! I can make Chicago screencaps and Billy Flynn icons! Yay!

If only I could get my AOL FTP archive working.

I'm accomplishing so much today...

The Red Dragon fanfic. If someone comments, I'll be floored.

In other news, I <3 Billy/Amos.

Anyway, Red Dragon. It's called "Alike" (in reference to a line from the book; I think it's in the film too). It was written in 42 minutes for contrelamontre's "love without being obvious" challenge (Although it wasn't much of a challenge for me. All I had to do was avoid Beecher/Keller, which isn't all that obvious anyway.)

( 'Christmas, yes,' Lecter said. 'Did you get my card?' )